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Thu Aug-02-07 11:53 AM
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Does It Tick You Off When People Pray Using Ancient Aramaic Dialects When They're Praying? |
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Edited on Thu Aug-02-07 11:57 AM by datasuspect
or what is that Language they use while Speaking in Tongues?
i like my Prayer a bit more subdued, no Snake Handling or Drunkenness in the Holy Speerit for me!
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Thu Aug-02-07 11:54 AM
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Edited on Thu Aug-02-07 11:55 AM by Prag
"no snake handling or drunkenness in the holy speerit" Where's the -fun- in that?
:shrug:
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Thu Aug-02-07 11:57 AM
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2. no. what pisses me off is small children cussing while praying... |
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somehow it doesn't quite send the proper message when you hear them saying things like, "goddammit, jesus, fucking listen to me!!!"
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Thu Aug-02-07 11:58 AM
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3. i always tell them jesus is busy helping crack babies with no xmas presents |
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Thu Aug-02-07 12:00 PM
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4. I'm not sure whether to congratulate you or give condolences... |
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going from one shithole to another. But at least it's a new experience and a fresh start. Good luck to you.
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Thu Aug-02-07 12:05 PM
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6. not really a new experience |
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Thu Aug-02-07 12:08 PM
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7. Chicago is not a shithole!!! |
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Thu Aug-02-07 12:35 PM
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10. No offense directed toward anyone. All cities are shitholes to me. |
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Thu Aug-02-07 12:04 PM
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5. Yes it does, because this is America and they should speak English, dammit. n/t |
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Thu Aug-02-07 12:18 PM
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Thu Aug-02-07 12:34 PM
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9. When you die and go to Heaven... |
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...do you have to go by your confirmation name? What if you hate it?
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Thu Aug-02-07 12:38 PM
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11. The language is mishmash babble |
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I've seen dozens of films and videos of supplicants supposedly speaking in tongues, and none of them is any more convincing than my eight-month-old, whose babbling is frankly a lot less ridiculous.
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Thu Aug-02-07 01:28 PM
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a friend of mine did it all the time. What a showoff. But then I prefer the stately cadences of Middle Egyptian, circa 12th Dynasty. Those bi- and tri-literals just flow so trippingly off the tongue.
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