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JVS Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-02-07 12:36 PM
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Sometimes I just get so angry that I want to kick 50 people's teeth out and collect them all...
and pick one person out of that group to have to swallow them all and then give them ipecac so they come up and tear and shred the person's esophagus. Jesus, I wish it were Friday.
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WilliamPitt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-02-07 12:37 PM
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1. It's Friday in Australia
...if that makes you feel better. That means it's coming, J, it's coming.

:hug:
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JVS Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-02-07 12:40 PM
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5. Those lucky bastards, getting their friday before us. They'll rue this come monday!
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WilliamPitt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-02-07 12:42 PM
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8. INVADE THEM
All your Friday are belong to us.
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Richardo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-02-07 12:37 PM
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2. You've given this an admirable amount of thought.
Edited on Thu Aug-02-07 12:42 PM by Richardo
Kudos! :applause:
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JVS Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-02-07 12:39 PM
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4. If I learned anything from Romance of the Three Kingdoms VIII, it's that: it's all about being...
dilligent, day in and day out. I live by that motto, or maybe some other motto.
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-02-07 12:38 PM
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3. I think Jesus would draw the line at ipecac
otherwise you're in the clear
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Fire Walk With Me Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-02-07 12:41 PM
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6. Sometimes I just get so angry that I want to kick 50 people's teeth out and collect them all... ...
...and make an album cover?

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JVS Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-02-07 12:42 PM
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9. Could you imagine kicking that mouth? It would be like a taste of an angel's poop.
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redqueen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-02-07 12:42 PM
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7. i'd make a necklace out of them
maybe that would deter other people from pissing me off
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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-02-07 12:42 PM
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10. Or 25 people with full-mouth veneers!
That would be more efficient!
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