So they're doing a celebrity roast for Flava Flav.

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And I was thinking, boy, if anybody needs to be taken down a few pegs it's Flava Flav.

I, for one, am sick of these washed up novelty members of defunct rap groups from the early nineties who dropped into irelevance and cocaine abuse and later had a brief and uninteresting career as a washed up "real celebrity" TV star certainly doomed for further irrelevance lording it over us. I sure wish they'd get off their high horses.