Finish This Sentence: "There Ought To Be A Law Against..."

[arwalden]

[arwalden]

1. ...adults who loudly chew gum with their mouths open.

[DS1]

2. express lane checkout abuse

[arwalden]

6. ... training new cashiers in the express lane.

[twistedliberal]

3. "...Women figuratively pooping on me."

[terrya]

4. Serious answer and not so serious answer...

Churches getting involved in the domestic affairs of a country (the catholic church, the mormons, the baptists, etc, etc, freaking etc). They have no business whatsoever trying to foist their religious beliefs on others. The fight for gay marriage is a perfect example of this.

Not so serious answer: films starring Julia Roberts. Blech, blech, blech!

Terry

[VelmaD]

5. spam...

the unwanted email and the processed meat product in a can. EEEEEEEEEW

[INTELBYTES]

7. People driving the speed limit in the left lane.

Or people that stop on the ramp to merge on the highway.

[beawr]

35. Absolutely Right

I go nuts. Not particularly because I exceed the speed limit, but it forces others to weave in and out of the traffic lanes. So pinheads that think they are making things safer by taking it upon themselves to enforce the speed limit are actually endangering innocent drivers by their selfishness and moronic belief that everyone will see the logic behind their actions and sheepishly obey the speed limits because THEY think they should. See, it gets me so angry, I start writing run-on sentences.

Anyone that drives the Jersey Turnpike with any regularity knows EXACTLY what I mean.

[FreeperSlayer]

8. ..not voting ABB!

Bush Out!!!

[lucidmadman]

9. Authoritarian personalities and the willfully ignorant...

...the stupid will always be with us. They can't help it. They're to be pitied. The willfully ignorant though, and the kind of people who raise their voices to 'win' arguments should be put in camps or given their own radio shows. Oops! I guess some of them have already been given their own radio shows.

[ayeshahaqqiqa]

10. Religion mixing with politics

didn't Prohibition show that you can't legislate morality?

[TXlib]

11. vegans

just kidding!

[Mikimouse]

12. Being willfully ignorant of what is happening in the world around you

n/t

[TXlib]

15. AMEN!!!

[Mikimouse]

18. It's good to know that dissent is alive and well and living in TX

good to see you again TXlib!

[greatauntoftriplets]

30. You took the words out of my mouth.

Thanks.

[PVnRT]

13. ...annoying me

n/t

[everythingsxen]

14. Any member of the Bush crime cartel holding office. (n/t)

[Robb]

16. Congress between livestock and underage children

What? There is?

Oh. Good. Back to work then. :)

[KG]

17. ...people who say: 'There Ought To Be A Law Against..."

[gator_in_Ontario]

19. laws.

[Endangered Specie]

20. x hour classes that are really x+1 hours

[Rowdyboy]

21. Talking on cell phones while driving an SUV

carrying unsecured children in heavy traffic.

[hippiechick]

22. ... anyone disagreeing with Hippiechick for any reason...

:silly:


:hippie:

[SOteric]

23. Parking a full-size pickup / SUV in a subcompact parking slot.

[LeftPeopleFinishFirst]

24. men nt

[alwynsw]

25. BAGPIPES!

What's the diff between bagpipes and a trampoline?

You take your shoes off before jumping on a trampoline.

[arwalden]

36. and Accordions.

[Norbert]

26. ...anyone who votes for Bush/Cheney this year.

[BritishHuman]

27. Using logical fallacies in an argument.

Just think how much more courteous and enlightened the world would be if straw-man arguments, ad hominem attacks and the like were all punishable by on-the-spot fines?

Mmmmm.

[gator_in_Ontario]

28. Thanks for the link

this is especially telling:

Amphiboly
Definition:

An amphiboly occurs when the construction of a sentence
allows it to have two different meanings.

Examples: ii) The Oracle of Delphi told Croseus that if he pursued the
war he would destroy a mighty kingdom. (What the Oracle
did not mention was that the kingdom he destroyed would
be his own. Adapted from Heroditus, The Histories.)

[Nile]

29. People who drive Mini-Vans.

They have to be the worst drivers around.

[baldguy]

31. Media hype.

"This just in . . . Congress just voted to start, uh . . . Articles of Impeachment against the entire Bush Administration. We'll get to that later, but first . . .

Here's our 10 hour long in-depth interview with J Lo & Ben. Their life together, their love together . . . and the breakup that devastated the nation."

[dbt]

32. The Supreme Court getting to elect the president!

There's your trouble.

:argh:
dbt

[Iverson]

33. ... electoral fraud. (n/t)

n/t

[bearfan454]

34. being a repuke

It's sick.

[snobird]

37. having to defend..

who I am !!:grr:

[Parrcrow]

38. Calling your news network 'fair and balanced'...

when you're more partisan than pravda.

and


waiting for the cashier to tell you the total before you look for your wallet.

[trag]

39. Spending money.....

On a George W. Bush idea.

[ButterCup]

40. Pop-Up's(*#$%^&#&%#*)

[UrbScotty]

41. Presidents with low IQ's. (nt)

[lumpy]

42. Howard Stern's

obscenity.

[Lefta Dissenter]

43. forcing an agnostic

to remain in The 700Club for a full 100 posts...

[proud patriot]

44. Jumping ahead of people waiting in line , when a new checkout opens

:grr: These selfish people should be fined .