Noooooooo!

[MrCoffee]

:cry:

Scarlett Johansson and Jessica Simpson may not have much in common beyond their blond hair and impressive ability to fill out a sweater, but it seems they're both in serious demand when it comes to bringing the seedy world of adult entertainment to the big screen.

First up is Scarlett, who, if you believe the British tabloids, has signed on to star as porn queen Jenna Jameson in the adaptation of her best-selling and surprisingly well-reviewed autobiography, "How to Make Love Like a Porn Star: A Cautionary Tale."

There is no truth to this," Johansson's spokesperson, Marcel Pariseau, pooh-poohs to MSN Entertainment. "Scarlett has never seen a script nor been approached about this project. She also has no interest in playing this role. It is wishful thinking on the part of Ms. Jameson."

http://entertainment.msn.com/movies/hotgossip/7-30-07_2?GT1=7701

[WilliamPitt]

1. Clitoris

[MrCoffee]

2. That is exactly the kind of disrespect I will not tolerate.

[racaulk]

3. Freeper!

;)

[MrCoffee]

5. welcome to my ignore list.

[racaulk]

7. You know, it's too bad she's ignoring all of us.

She's missing all these jokes we've been making at her expense.

:rofl:

[MrCoffee]

8. i believe she was asked to leave DU

[racaulk]

9. That's too bad, she provided some quality entertainment yesterday!

:rofl:

[kay1864]

10. Nope, still here

Just hasn't posted since then. Maybe you're thinking of a certain "presentation" DUer.

[WilliamPitt]

4. That is exactly the kind of clitoris I will not tolerate

[MrCoffee]

6. i think your cat might have roughed you up a little.

[Midlodemocrat]

11. I have had it with you. Ignored (nt)

[WilliamPitt]

12. You can't read this.

Neener neener. (clitoris)

[MrCoffee]

13. no one ignores WillPitt on my thread. consider yourself ignored.

[Midlodemocrat]

14. He didn't reply to my PM. He deserves it.

:cry:

[MrCoffee]

15. rat bastard. i'm ignoring him now.