write a stupid song

[datasuspect]

robot juice

i'm revving up my motor gonna bring it to you
my hard drive is clicking and my brainware swims in goo
nothing can stop me, nothing but rust

i'm locked and loaded
gushing robot juice of lust.

CHORUS
babay, reach for the sky
babay, do or die
babay, don't ask the reason why

biology offends me
but i love the way you move
half human, half robot, all brand new

take me into your love ghetto
adorn me with parts
we alone will discover the disco of art

CHORUS 2x

[madinmaryland]

1. Here's a ditty I heard on DU a few weeks ago...

Donald Rumsfeld is giving the President his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, three Brazilian soldiers were killed."

"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"

His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands.

Finally, the President looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"

:evilgrin:

[datasuspect]

2. "nathan steinmetz"

(spoken)

there comes a time
in everyone's life
during the dark hour
during the nightmare hell bus ride

when we all need someone to turn to
everybody needs a friend

(sung)

oh, oh nathan steinmetz
was born in brooklyn
in 1952

he's a lot like me
he's a lot like you

(chorus)
oh oh, nathan steinmetz
his love is pure
he drove the greyhound bus
oh yes, it's true

but when times are tough
and no one can lend a helping hand
you can lean on nathan steinmetz
he's everyone's friend

(chorus 2x, fade)

[Parche]

3. Stupid Song

I have a bush
I have a clitoris
Cant see the trees through the forest
Gawd it makes me scream
When you have that wet dream
Its not tarter sauce its cream
And thats the word for today
when you come out and play
hurry we must leave
as Adam said to Eve
CHORUS X 10

:hi:

[Guava Jelly]

4. K

Song Title..My pant's don't fit no more

Standing next to you in this crowded bar.
Checking out how sexy you are
I'm feeling kind of funny
And I'm running out of money
And my pants are feeling kinda tight

Chorus
You see i can't fit in my own pants
Can't i try to get in yours
I know i am a stranger and quite easy to ignore
I know your Jeans look smaller
But still i must implore.
I can't fit into my pants can i try to get in yours

No need to slap me in my face cuz you think that i'm an ass
I really want to wear your jeans and am trying not to make a pass
But if you let me try them on i swear they'll fit real good
I know this is an odd request I hope you understood

repeat chorus