In honor of the start of NFL pre-season: Time for our yearly football flamefest thread

[LynneSin]

Fuck all of you - Philadelphia Eagles will win it all

http://media.phillyburbs.com/sports/fightsong.mp3

[ohiosmith]

1. :

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[IndianaJones]

2. Cowboys suck. nt.

[LynneSin]

3. You are my new best DU friend

Cowboys can lick my ass!!!! And their fans can too!

[madinmaryland]

7. DA BOYS!!1!! We're going to kick the eaglets butts

twice this year.

[LynneSin]

8. LAMEASS COWPUSSY FAN

don't even live anywhere near Dallas. I'm just 30 minutes away from the Linc

[IndianaJones]

13. uh...you don't like the Cowboys I see....

What about Romo scarred for life and Parcells bailing. HA.

[madinmaryland]

37. How many times have the eaglets been to the Super Bowl?

How many have they won?

:evilgrin:

[TZ]

40. With whom?

The "great" Tony Romo who could not win a game agaisnt an hurting Skins Defense? The REALLY SUCCESSFUL Wade Phillips? TO the troublemaker? Please. I don't know if the Skins will win the East, but I think they will be a better team than the Cowpokes for sure.:P

[sasquatch]

4. A funny thing about me and Michael Vick

When I played High School football we called our two-a-day practices "Dog days".
:scared:

[RetroLounge]

5. Gotta get by Da Bears first...

good luck with that...

RL

[sasquatch]

6. Cincinnati Bengals reclaim the AFC North title

The Steelers can't do shit about it either because their coach is gone.

[Zavulon]

12. North Cell Block title, maybe

Baltimore will win the division, Pittsburgh will finish in second and the 50% of Bengals that are still out on bond by December will finish third.

[Nicholas D Wolfwood]

14. I gotta go with the Bengals here.

Bengals first, Steelers second, Ravens third. Last year was something of a fluke for them, and subtracting Thomas and adding another year to Ray Lewis isn't going to help. McGahee wasn't the answer for a terrible offense. Add that in with a tougher schedule and 3rd place Ravens are the result.

[sasquatch]

16. What Vash said

[billyskank]

9. Go Packers!!!

:bounce:

[Poiuyt]

65. The Packers are the REAL America's team

[LisaM]

10. The Lions! They're due!

Oh sure, they picked up their typical Michigan State out-of-shape loser who gets hurt before the season starts (Drew Stanton in this case) but sooner or later the tide must turn!

[Nicholas D Wolfwood]

11. New England Patriots - Super Bowl Champs.

Nothing more to say.

[kmla]

26. Yep. They sure have owned the Colts the last few times they have played them.

Oh, wait. That was in an alternate universe.

Sorry. My bad.

[WilliamPitt]

29. I have a busted watch on my desk here

It's right twice a day.

[Nicholas D Wolfwood]

33. And the Colts earned those wins.

But today is a new day, my friend. The Colts have gotten undeniably worse and the Patriots have gotten undeniably better. We'll soon see what the results will be.

[WilliamPitt]

15. "Philadelphia Eagles will win it all"

What, the PA state lottery?

Better chance of winning that then overcoming the ferocious juggernaut that is my soon-to-be-champions-again Patriots.

God will never let Philly win another championship in any sport, unless you get rid of that fucking stupid Rocky Balboa statue.

[LynneSin]

18. Hey Will, I really don't want to get into a screaming match with you but.....

[WilliamPitt]

19. See post 17.

:)

[LynneSin]

23. This is OUR year - I just feel it

It's in my blood!

[kmla]

35. Geez, you sound like a Cubbies fan.

I should know.

[WilliamPitt]

17. Best anti-Philly rant EVER

Bill Burr v. Philly:

http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=167249

Bill Burr wins.

[bicentennial_baby]

20. Go Pats!

:woohoo:

[Midlodemocrat]

21. No way, baby. NY Football Giants...All. The. Way.

:bounce:

[LynneSin]

22. OMG - Someone alert the Admins - I think Haruka hijacked Midlo's account

:puke:

[Midlodemocrat]

24. Nope. 'Tis moi. A Giants fan from way, way, back.

A disappointed Giants fan most of the time, however.

[LostinVA]

25. No wonder Haruka likes you

GO EAGLES!!!!

[Midlodemocrat]

27. She likes me because she has wonderful taste.

:eyes:

[LynneSin]

28. Clearly not as wonderful taste as LostinVA has

Personally I think Haruka is a step down for her

:hide:

[kmla]

32. Nah. Never happen.

They have the wrong Manning at QB.

*ducks and runs in a serpentine pattern*

What?

:hide:

[deepthought42]

30. pfftt...no way...

GO RAVENS! :woohoo:

:hide:

[HuskerDU]

31. DA BEARS DA BEARS DA BEARS

SUPER BOWL SHUFFLE II!!!!!

Who's shootin' for second place?

[Va Lefty]

34. Respectfully submitted

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[taterguy]

42. You really shouldn't post LynneSin's pic without her permission

[WilliamPitt]

48. Future porn star.

Great jaw action.

*ducking*

[devilgrrl]

36. Go Bills!

[ceile]

38. Go Texans!

That's all I got-we're gonna get slaughtered.....

[sasquatch]

41. I hope your new QB got that memo from David Carr on how to throw from your back

[cloudbase]

53. I don't think we Houstonians

have a dog in this fight. Oops! Bad choice of words.

[bigwillq]

39. NY GIANTS RULE!

:bounce:

[jakefrep]

43. Not with that whiny douche McNabb they won't

They should have kept TO and dumped McNabb. :popcorn:

[sasquatch]

44. Nuke me a bag to douche

:popcorn:

[TZ]

45. Yeah...I heard McNabb say he's only 75%

healthy currently. He couldn't win you guys a championship when he was 100% healthy. So way to dream there LynneSin!
:evilgrin:
PS I think my Skins are gonna surprise a lot of people this year..

[SoxFan]

46. Pats, baby, Pats!

It's time for a fourth ring. Last year, Tom Brady had Reche Caldwell as his prime receiver. This time, he's got Randy Moss, Dante Stallworth, and Wes Welker. Think that'll make a bit of a difference?

[WilliamPitt]

49. Hopefully he's got Moss.

http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=2958517

[LanternWaste]

47. 1992 Dallas Cowboys. Best team ever fielded...

1992 Dallas Cowboys. Best pro-football team ever fielded... and that includes the future, too.


:popcorn:

[Missy Vixen]

50. The Seahawks will OWN you

That whole Super Bowl thing was a fluke. :scared:

We're going all the way this year! Yeah! :woohoo:

Julie

[SeattleGirl]

55. Yeah, what Julie said!!!

:woohoo:

[Kajsa]

62. Yep, what Julie and SeattleGirl said!!

Go Seahawks, Baby!



:woohoo:

- fair elections and fair officiating
at Super Bowls-

[MrScorpio]

51. My Lions will take all comers

And Devour them!

[Giant Robot]

52. Ummm

The Detroit Lions right?

Just want to make sure we are talking about the same Lions, cause the Lions I know are already mathematically eliminated from the playoffs. But hey there's always next season.

[Throd]

54. Raiders will continue to suck shark anus

[HuskerDU]

56. Miniature Bears vs all the other teams put together:

Mini-Bears (with normal sized Coach Lovie) 2,743
All other teams put together 0

And individual Bears will win every event in the next Olympics. Put it in the book cuz it's OVER!

[Giant Robot]

57. Yeah ummm about that

Hows that Rex guy working out for ya?

[HuskerDU]

58. Unless you're a Colts fan, I don't see the need to defend the

Super Bowl QB Grossman.

Like I said, miniaturize Rex and the rest of the team and we'll CRUSH all the other teams combined (yes 100's of players vs 11 mini-Bears), assuming Coach Lovie is normal sized of course. What do you not understand about that blatant and unimpeachable fact?!?!

The key is keeping Lovie at normal size, the rest is a lock!

[Giant Robot]

60. First of all

Do not insult me by insinuating that I am a Colts fan.

I can understand why you need to keep Lovie normal sized. I'm with you on that. But I think a mini Grossman still will be...a mini-Grossman.

Maybe a mini-Brett Favre would be a better choice.

:P

[HuskerDU]

63. Get back to me when the Pack wins the Indy 500 in a

Greyhound Bus like the '88 Bears and Iron (Foot) Mike Ditka!

Is that Farve ever going away?!? That guy has gotta go tf away some day damn it already!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Giant Robot]

66. Hmm they give you that special water from Lake Michigan

to drink down there huh?

Not a Pack fan, but Mrs. Robot is, so I have to hear about them every year.

But Garcia took my Eagles to the playoffs while practically in a walker, so that pretty much trumps Da Bears. And you still have Grossman.

[xmas74]

59. I'd outflame all ya'll but

I'm a Packer fan.

Everyone gets to bend me over for a good kicking.

[dropkickpa]

61. Steelers baby!

[Hawkeye-X]

64. Anyone interested in joining a DU Fantasy Football League?

PM me if interested (Hint: LynnSin is in it!)

EDIT: Forgot to mention, only 2 slots left.

EDIT 2: That said, Denver Broncos will take it all this year! We got Dre' Bly and our Champ - top two shutdown corners!