Dear Mods and Admins: I'm an elderly woman who doesn't enjoy sex

[RandomKoolzip]

anymore. There is just plain no need for sex. We'd all be better off without it.

Signed,

Gary Puckett

[TXlib]

1. Locking.

No sex threads.

[VelmaD]

4. Hey, who died...

and left you in charge? :P

[Robb]

2. Dear Mods and Admins:

"I never thought anything like this could ever happen to me!" :evilgrin:

[Lostmessage]

3. But your profile says that your a man

Are you quoting a song?

[RandomKoolzip]

5. We're all sensitive people, with so much to give....

n/t

[demgrrrll]

6. And the Union Gap? n/t. Younnnnnnnng Girl Get outta my mind.

My love for you is way outta line. Tee hee.

[Lostmessage]

7. Better run girl

Your much too young girl.

[Lostmessage]

8. I thought that you were talking about me for a moment but

I am not elderly and well the part about the sex is untrue.

[put out]

9. Well, I don't enjoy it either. It makes you look all silly.

Musses your hair and wrinkles your dress.

Just don't play that Marvin Gaye fellow, nor that Al Green.