Dear Abby

[buff2]

Dear Abby,

I am a crack dealer in New Jersey who has recently been diagnosed as a
carrier of the HIV virus. My parents live in the suburbs of
Philadelphia and one of my sisters, who lives in Bensenville, is
married to a transvestite. My father and mother have recently been
arrested for growing and selling marijuana and are currently
dependent on my other two sisters, who are prostitutes in Jersey City.

I have two brothers, one who is currently serving a non-parole life
sentence in Attica for rape and murder of a teenage boy in 1994. The
other brother is currently being held in the Wellington Remand Center
on charges of incest with his three children.

I have recently become engaged to marry a former Thai prostitute who
lives in the Bronx and indeed is still a part-time "working girl" in a
brothel.

However her time there is limited, as we hope to open our own brothel
with her as the working manager. I am hoping my two sisters would be
interested in joining our team.

Although I would prefer them not to prostitute themselves, at least
it would get them off the street, and hopefully the heroin.


My problem is this: I love my fiance and look forward to bringing her
into the family and of course I want to be totally honest with her.

Should I tell her about my cousin who voted for Bush????

Signed,

Worried About My Reputation

[silverlib]

1. I love it!

[Devlzown]

2. That's funny as hell!

Can I send that to a couple of friends?

[areschild]

3. Ha. Ha.

So Funny!

(And, no, don't mention the cousin. Some things are better left unsaid.)