Applications being taken for New Admirer/Flatterer/Lover Substitute

[crim son]

Job responsibilities include responding to my most inane threads and comments, using the "loveya" smiley whenever addressing me, and occasionally making reference to my beauty, grace and charm, however fictional they may be. Serious inquiries only, please. :P
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[AllegroRondo]

1. Having one of those days, eh?

:hug:

[crim son]

11. I dumped him last night and he called me up this a.m. to make it

clear that he's the one doing the dumping. Not the best day, but not the worst either. :P

[AllegroRondo]

31. bah. you're better off without him.

you dont need that kind of stress in a relationship.

[Omphaloskepsis]

2. Me, Me, Me... Pick me..

I can be tedious and rude (somewhat dickish) at times. Overall, I'm not a bad bloke.

[crim son]

12. I'm more than familiar with tedious and rude.

At least you're young and cute. You're in the running.

[Omphaloskepsis]

20. More familiar with my tedious and rude?

Or with the guys you meet IRL?

[crim son]

22. Real life, real life.

You and I had a tedious and rude start, but that was a long time ago. You are one of my favorite people here, and that's the truth.

[Omphaloskepsis]

28. Awesome.. The pain pills are still making me loopy.

Bike + Genital Stitches + Percocet = One confused and hurting boy

[IndianaJones]

3. just an observation here...

but you don't seem hungry enough.

[crim son]

10. OMG,

you've made me laugh. Thanks!

[Connonym]

35. that got a laugh out of me too!

Wishing you good thoughts for happy days ahead Crimson

[kay1864]

4. Ain't no fiction!

You Hawt.

:loveya:

[Starbucks Anarchist]

5. Umm... hello?

:hi: :hug: :loveya: :evilgrin:

[crim son]

13. Oh, you're taken!

I'm a jealous female. :P

[Starbucks Anarchist]

18. I'm not taken, damnit!

x( :P

[crim son]

19. I've seen you sashaying naked when Writer's in the room.

What do you think I am, blind? :rofl:

[Starbucks Anarchist]

23. But I'm still not getting lucy!

:rofl:

[crim son]

25. Who's Lucy?

Bwahahahahahaha! That's it. You're HIRED!

Same hourly wage? :P

[Starbucks Anarchist]

26. No, I work for free.

But I still get benefits. :evilgrin:

[Guava Jelly]

6. I am not that good at it

But i will try ;)

[crim son]

14. You're so good at it that nobody believes you!

That's your problem! :loveya:

[gmoney]

7. You should have no trouble at all...

:loveya:

[crim son]

15. Oh but I do.

I have trouble choosing... :rofl:

[MissMillie]

8. did your old one quit?

or did you fire him/her?

[crim son]

16. Both! I fired him last night when he yelled at me AGAIN.

He called this morning to yell at me that he quits. I'm having coffee and figuring out how this is a good thing. :hi:

[BarenakedLady]

9. Well you know I love ya

But I may be lacking in some departments. ;)

oh and :loveya: you beautiful, graceful, charming lady you!

[crim son]

17. I know you'll never leave me!

And my daughter keeps telling me I'm a lesbian anyway. Maybe that's why I can't manage to hang onto my men. :)

Nice to see you, BNL. You know I love you! :loveya: :hug:

[Deja Q]

36. Maybe what you need is a man with something to hang on to!

:wow:

:spray:

:loveya:

[In_The_Wind]

21. You are awesome!

:yourock::loveya:













how was that
huh?

[crim son]

24. Very good, excellent.

Don't be following in my footsteps now, Joani. :loveya:

[In_The_Wind]

30. Why, thank you ~ miss crim son.

Let me introduce you to my almost former roofer ~

He was demonstrating a weak spot on the roof that needed replacing.



One of his favorite pastimes for the past two months (since his last girlfriend broke it off with him) is playing paintball.
He loves to walk the edge in many ways.



Boys do love their bright shiny toys!


He is prepaid for a few more clean-up jobs around the house and some tree removal. We've also ordered 5 truckloads of wood to be delivered this month. I wanted to stack as much of it as I can before leaving for my first trip out with my newest toy = the travel trailer.




Goodness girlfriend.
I do believe I was walking your pathway before you was born, honey child.

[RetroLounge]

27. Can I still come live with ya?

:loveya:

RL

[crim son]

29. Yes you can.

I'll move into the empty master bedroom and you can have the servant's wing: two small bedrooms and a bathroom, separate from the rest of the house. Or, you can sleep on the livingroom couch. Your choice. :loveya: :)

[RetroLounge]

33. But I like to cuddle...

:D

RL

[crim son]

34. All right, then. We'll both stay in back.

I like it there anyway. More cozy.

[SPKrazy]

32. I will always be an admirer

flatterer or whatever of yours ya know.

:pals: