The fun never stops....I just met with a student named Mascara!

[NewWaveChick1981]

:spray: :rofl: OMFG, I've got a new one to add to my "Weird Name Hall of Fame" list! :rofl:

I'm just expecting her cousin Maybelline to show up at my doorstep....:rofl:

:P

[SeattleGirl]

1. What was her last name? Maybeline? L'Oreal?

:rofl:

[NewWaveChick1981]

4. I wish...

:rofl: Then it'd be the most hilarious student name of all time....:P

[gmoney]

41. Chuck Berry: "The only Maybelline I ever knew was a cow."

I think he meant the bovine variety...

[MissMillie]

2. it would have been great if her middle name were

Blush

[NewWaveChick1981]

5. LOL!

:hi: :rofl:

[MissMillie]

7. I'm glad you find humor in the students names

here I spend so much time crying over the STUPID stuff they do.

[NewWaveChick1981]

8. It's the only thing that keeps me sane...

:hi: I feel your pain. The stupid stuff is awful.

[Oeditpus Rex]

3. I saw Maybelline the other day

as I was motoring over the hill.

:)

[NewWaveChick1981]

6. ...

:P :rofl: Why can't she be true?

[DS1]

9. I'm still holding out for Douche

as in doo-shay

[NewWaveChick1981]

10. ...

:rofl: Well, if a girl can be named Fallopia, then Douche is not far behind....:P

[DS1]

11. Fallopia and her sister Utera

[NewWaveChick1981]

16. Yep...

:P :rofl: And their brother Vas Deferens...

[Seashell Eyes]

19. and their cousin Uvula

who just hangs around.

[MissMillie]

12. Reminds me of a Designing Women episode

where the rugged Apalachian man says that he and his wife had a hard time coming up with a name so they were glad when the hospital named their daughter for them: Female (fem-ah-lee)

[NewWaveChick1981]

15. I saw that episode...

:spray: :rofl: That was hilarious!

[derby378]

42. You laugh, but unfortunately it really happened

The mom got really pissed off that people were questioning her naming her daughter Female, too...

[SeattleGirl]

14. I actually dated a guy for about two years who's last name was very

close to that. :rofl:

[NewWaveChick1981]

18. Was it Fresca?

:rofl: :hi: :P

[NewJeffCT]

13. My wife used to deal with a woman named "Swallow"

Swallow worked at Wal-Mart.

Another woman there was named "Shaky"

[NewWaveChick1981]

17. Wow...

:yoiks: :rofl: Those are some...um...creative names...:P

[NewJeffCT]

21. Well, it doesn't quite count

Since it was Chinglish (Chinese English)

[Road Scholar]

29. I knew a girl named

Cathy McShitt. She changed it to Dorothy McShitt.:shrug: :shrug: :shrug:
Kidding, just kidding.

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :hi:

[azmouse]

20. I once met a Representative from PA named Mascara

I sat next to him and his wife on a flight to Las Vegas about 8 yrs ago. Nice people and Dems!
That can't be a common name. I wonder if she was a relative of theirs?

[NewWaveChick1981]

24. It's possible...

:hi: I didn't find out the student's political leanings, but I wouldn't be surprised..:P

[Tyler Durden]

22. A couple brought their infant daughter into the ER where I was working.

Name?

Treblinka.

NO SHIT. REALLY.

I thought this only happened in a an odd movie I saw once called "House Guests," but sometimes life imitates art.

[NewWaveChick1981]

25. OMG!

:yoiks: I guess it does. Treblinka? Sheesh....

[derby378]

43. And here's her brother, Sobibor

Oh, sweet evil tap-dancing Buddha with a meat tenderizer. We are really approaching the Point of No Return.

[yewberry]

23. I have a friend whose name is so unusual

that if you google even just her first name, you get like 10 hits. Nine are her.

I just can't imagine what parents are thinking sometimes.

[NewWaveChick1981]

26. I know.

It's amazing what parents do and don't think of. :yoiks:

My mother has a lot of sense, and she decided nicknames were ridiculous. She named all three of her children with that principle in mind. My sister, brother, and I all have nice names that don't lend themselves to nicknames easily.

[texas1928]

27. Been great if her last name was Clump.

I would have never been able to look her in the eye.

[Blue-Jay]

28. Behold MIL MASCARAS!!!

[Parche]

30. Names

Watch out for Polly Esther, Ann O'Gram, Hope Lesch, Terri Clawth, Kim Chee

:shrug: :hi:

[NewWaveChick1981]

34. My husband met a woman named Clorine at the grocery store.

She said she gets all kinds of jokes about cleaning products... "Where's your brother Ajax? Is your dad Mr. Clean?" :rofl: She was really good-natured about it. (She was the cashier there.)

[ceile]

31. How about "Shithead"?

Pronounced "shi-theed". A school mate of my cousin's.

[kath]

32. First name or last name? Your last name, you're just stuck with, but for a parent to choose that

as a first name, OY!!

[NewWaveChick1981]

33. First name.

:scared: Her last name was a fairly common surname.

[Eurobabe]

35. Seriously, a girl at supermarket checkout: Modess

as in maxi-pads? Mom musta been out to lunch.

[NewWaveChick1981]

36. ...

:rofl: I'm just waiting for kids named Ambien, Boniva, and Lunesta.... :rofl:

[Eurobabe]

46. not to forget Cialis and Levitra.

They have a nice ring to them, don't they? I mean, no one is going to name their kid "Synthroid" or Diclac, or Lamictal.

[taterguy]

37. Her parents were big fans of the Replacements

I just hope they don't name the next one Androgynous

[baldguy]

38. I once worked with two women named Tequila.

[Deja Q]

39. Is her brother's name Nocxema?

:hide:

[NuttyFluffers]

40. my favorite is still Treasure Cocaine from 'weird mormon names' website

the hosts were mormon as well, and had a good sense of humor about the whole thing, so they collected weird names from their community. that one still stays with me though...

[Godhumor]

44. I was friends with a Justin Case and I taught a Tajma Hal

I wonder about some parents.

[wildhorses]

45. related to samsara, by any chance?

:rofl:

[LiberalEsto]

47. Red Mascara & the NJ state song

There is, or was, a guy named Joseph Rocco Mascara, aka Red Mascara, who wrote a state song for New Jersey. He tried for decades to get it adopted by the state legislature as the official state song. As far as I recall, most people thought the song was gosh-awful, so his efforts went nowhere.

Here's a link for more information on him & his song:
http://www.shgresources.com/nj/symbols/song/