The Bar IS Open...........But

[Parche]

In honor of My Dear CaliforniaPeggy, you have to write a tiny poem before your beverage
is served............:bounce: :bounce:
:hi:

[KitchenWitch]

1. A haiku for a brew!

Oh fizzy root beer
Your bold and creamy flavor
make me feel happy

I will have a root beer float, please.

[Parche]

4. Root of beer

Roses are red, violets are blue
this giant rootbeer float is for you

:hi:

[redqueen]

2. oooh

that's just wrong, holding booze hostage x(

okay... FINE!


someday

someday you and i will go
together, where we want to go
without a care in the world
except what to do next
together

[Parche]

6. Is That Poetry Seat Taken?

:hi:

[redqueen]

9. nope!

alone as per usual!

:hi:

(i'm partial to the 'helping ugly people get laid' sign, myself)

[Rising Phoenix]

3. an old one of mine

I'll sketch your lips in shaded tones
Draw your mouth to my own


GIVE ME BEER!

[Parche]

7. Beer

:hi:

[yewberry]

5. Okay.

Bird.
Small dinosaur
whose species memory
looks down at the far ground
through the eyes of
other nations and
impossible age,
then poops
on my
hub.


edit: Keep a beer cold for me, I'll grab it after I work out.

[Parche]

8. Blessed Beer

:hi:

[yewberry]

36. Hey! Who drank my beer?

I worked for a solid 2 minutes on that poem, and no one left me a cold one?

Gah!

[Callalily]

10. What a strange thread!

I'm on my third beer so here goes (plz forgive me).

Oh beer so sweet,
Oh beer so cool,
I fear if I drink too many,
I just may drool

[Parche]

13. Strange Brew

:hi:

[LibraLiz1973]

11. Mine- such as it is

Many a bore
and quite a few whores
have gone to a store
to buy some cold Coors
and then they fall on your floors

[Parche]

15. Cores

:hi:

[bigwillq]

12. I'll take a Heineken Light, please.

:beer:

Submersion




A trap

between heart and mind

I search my soul

and wonder what I'll find.

Fear travels

light into places

so black and cold

like stone

beyond the simple center

of creatures

where a pulse

can slightly be

but you're too ignorant

to see

Base your assumptions

on truth

pure truth

rather than from the mills

that turn our desolate world

into tiny, shattered fragments

of our own body

Each piece divided

over miles and miles

of space

where we are

poked, pried, touched, examined

until we are unrecognizable

not only to everyone else

but to ourselves as well.

We try to piece

the splinters together

but it only ends

in failure.

Take a breath.

[Parche]

16. I want A Better Poem

Just for that you get............



:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :hi:

[bigwillq]

18. HEY!

I wrote that! :mad: It's not great but it at least deserves a Heineken Light because I posted one of my own like you said! :mad:



:) :hi:

[Parche]

19. Ok Just Kidding...

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

:hi:

[bigwillq]

23. Thanks for the beer.

I guess.

:cry:






























:hi: :)

[cynatnite]

14. Roses are red...

violets are blue
Give me my damn beer,
before I kick the crap out of you.

:P And I mean that in the nicest way possible :P

[Parche]

20. Eeeek

:hi:

I better wear a flak vest over my clitoris............:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :hi:

[cynatnite]

28. I am really bad at poems...

best I could come up with.

:rofl: :hi:

[Guava Jelly]

17. ok

As I sit at my keyboard in need of a glass
Watching the moments come and pass
I can't help but wonder what it's all for
And why everyday do i come here for more
Then it hit's me real hard like an apple from above
I come here for the few special duers I love.

Hey I pulled it out of my ass.
A cabernet would be fine please :)

[Parche]

21. I pulled This One Out Of My Clitoris

:hi:

[Guava Jelly]

22. good month

:D

[trof]

24. If I could have some time to think,

I think I'd think I'd like a drink.

Scotch & soda in a double old fashioned glass with lots of ice, please.
:-)

[Parche]

29. No Poem no Scotch and Sota

:hi:
:cry:

[trof]

30. OK, smartass. That didn't rhyme?

Try. Reading. It. Again.
jeez
:eyes:

[Parche]

32. Holy Crap You Are Right

:hi:

[Dr. Strange]

35. Someone cut Parche off...

He's must have had too much this time,
He clearly missed the poster's rhyme.

[taterguy]

25. Fuck that poetry shit, I'll serve myself

Do I get any points for using a phrase that's associated with Heineken?

[Parche]

31. DB

:hi:

[UrbScotty]

26. There once was a man from Nantucket

A football player named TJ Duckett.
He liked jazz and reggae,
Got drunk with CalPeggae,
And then they both vomited in a bucket.

[Parche]

33. I Will Drink To That Hurl

:puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :hi:

[GoddessOfGuinness]

27. Who Knows?

In downtown Uncertainty we met for the first time,
Amid the flurry of rush hour.
We closed our eyes briefly,
Hoping to quell the confusion,
Expose the illusion;
Yet our reawakened vision found us standing there
Still in a stinging swirl of chaos...
A sweet stinging swirl of chaos.

[Parche]

34. That Is Why You Are The Goddess

:applause: :hi: :toast:

[EstimatedProphet]

37. I'm fine on drinks...but...

I wanted to post a link to my poll:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x6797180

It is related, after all

[Bryn]

38. I wanna Miller Lite

Star Brite, Star Lite

:P

[Bryn]

39. No Boosie for me?

Bar is closed?

oh, well since I am a Leo I am always a day late and a dollar short :cry:

[yewberry]

40. You gots to write a pome!

I'll step behind the bar if you do.

[Bryn]

50. tofunut sez I gots to write a pome

Can I have beer before I go home?



pome rhymes with home :) thanks for your help ;)

[yewberry]

51. And now you know

that poetry, my friend,
is often a means
and rarely
an end.

http://www.theage.com.au/ffximage/2006/07/31/BeerDelGrande_narrowweb__300x460,0.jpg

[SeattleGirl]

41. 99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer!

Take one down and pass it around.
99 bottles of beer on the wall!

:rofl:

But I don't want a beer. I'd like a Velvet and Coke, please!

[yewberry]

43. No poem, no drink.

Dat's de rules, even for locals.

No soup for you!

[SeattleGirl]

46. Drink Nazi!

It's too late to be original, and I had a crappy week.

Come on! Give a girl a break!

Can you at least give me a Pepsi?

[yewberry]

49. Okay, okay.

Whisky and coke. Geez, and I thought tending bar in Pioneer Square was a lot of pressure.

[Parche]

56. 99

This is for my neighbor to the North!!!!! :hi:

[BarenakedLady]

42. ok

The white feathery flakes flakes fall
like a snow storm in summertime.


I will take a vodka on ice please
two fingers
thanks

[yewberry]

44. Vodka, rocks.

With lime?

[BarenakedLady]

45. Danke

:)

[Norrin Radd]

47. There once was a man from DU

who seriously needed a brew
'cause he was feelin' shitty
so he wrote this ditty
for some beer and a skip to the loo.


I prefer a Newkie Brown.

[yewberry]

48. Hope you're not feeling shitty for long.

[Norrin Radd]

52. Thanks! Much better now!

[sakabatou]

53. K

There is no good beer
The other guys drank it up
I ain't getting more

[Fox Mulder]

54. 6:02 am and I could use a bottle of Everclear.

I just got off a horrible night at work.

[Callalily]

55. This is what I'm

drinking right now! >>>>>>>>>