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Blue-Jay Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-03-07 06:38 PM
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You know what's funny? People who type "F**k".
They're thinking "fuck" but they're somehow afraid to actually to say/type "fuck". As my grandad used to say: "He wouldn't say "shit" if he had a mouthful of it."
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-03-07 06:39 PM
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1. And yet the ever creative ***k never gets typed.
:cry:

Or, worse, the dreaded *u**.
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Blue-Jay Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-03-07 06:40 PM
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2. Stop being a **n*.
:D
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-03-07 06:43 PM
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5. Still trying to figure that one out...
:D

I know it's not "nerd"... fermi pico pico fermi to that...
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Richardo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-03-07 08:44 PM
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13. I can C. U. are
One more letter to go.... ;-)
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The Velveteen Ocelot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-03-07 06:41 PM
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3. What's wrong with "*u*k" or "f*c*" or "*uc*"?
Edited on Fri Aug-03-07 06:41 PM by ocelot
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Blue-Jay Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-03-07 06:43 PM
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6. JUST SAY IT!!!!
or type it.
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achtung_circus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-03-07 06:42 PM
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4. FCUK, nt
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-03-07 06:43 PM
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7. Sure, wehn?
:rofl:
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NuttyFluffers Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-04-07 09:09 AM
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25. i love their clothes!
:freak:
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Oeditpus Rex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-03-07 06:45 PM
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8. The one that gets me is
"G*d."



I mean, WT*?

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graywarrior Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-03-07 06:45 PM
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9. Je*us H F***king Ch**st! ! ! !
That is so f**k**g funny. You make me la*gh.
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Gormy Cuss Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-03-07 07:31 PM
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10. All I have to say to that is
Fuck you, B**e-J*y.
:+
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Decruiter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-03-07 07:38 PM
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11. ....

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triguy46 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-03-07 08:37 PM
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12. So are you laughing with me or about me? F**k this s**t.
:woohoo:
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wildhorses Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-03-07 08:49 PM
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14. obviously, i don't suffer from this affliction
:blush:
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Fuzz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-03-07 09:06 PM
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15. B*t my * and * keys don't work
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billyoc Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-03-07 10:16 PM
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16. How about a nice cup of
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qnr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-03-07 10:24 PM
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17. ---/.... ..-./..-/-.-./-.- n/t
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rzemanfl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-04-07 11:06 AM
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27. Morse code? n/t
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qnr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-04-07 11:59 AM
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28. yup. The first word is "oh" - you can guess the second :) n/t
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madinmaryland Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-03-07 11:44 PM
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18. When is he going to figure out that it is a FUCKING SQUIRREL!
:grr:
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Skittles Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-04-07 12:01 AM
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19. I choose to censor, unless I am angry beyond belief
it's just my style: deal with it
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KitchenWitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-04-07 12:09 AM
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20. Oh, bite my a**
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NV Whino Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-04-07 12:14 AM
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21. Ooooo, you are such a
*****
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KitchenWitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-04-07 12:24 AM
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22. Much better than being a
******* *******!
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NV Whino Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-04-07 12:45 AM
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23. Or a
****
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NuttyFluffers Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-04-07 09:10 AM
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26. only if you'll gently nibble my @$$
i believe in sharing.
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T_i_B Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-04-07 03:04 AM
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24. F**k just looks funnier then Fuck
That's why.

Maybe I just read too many Asterix books when I was little with speech bubbles with thunderstorms and skull & crossbones in them whenever a character started swearing.
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Bennyboy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-04-07 12:07 PM
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29. I do that.....
I was raised with some manners I guess....Not everyone wants to hear, read or say Fuck all the time. So whenever a thread title calls for Fuck I put up a F*ck instead. I think it looks better myself.
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salin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-04-07 02:45 PM
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30. well sh*t... I thought you were laughing wtih me....
;-)
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EFerrari Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-04-07 02:59 PM
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31. Some of us are recovering Catholics. n/t
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madinmaryland Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-04-07 04:22 PM
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32. ejsy yjr GIVL
:wtf:
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Lautremont Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-04-07 04:30 PM
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33. I remember one DU Hate Mailbag that contained a
message informing the admins that they were "AS**H*O**S."

The response? "Gesundheit." That was the best Hate Mailbag ever; and where the hell is it, anyway? Surely to biscuits the nutters haven't stopped sending in their missives.
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