I Suggest Searching Your Name When You Come Back From Vacation

[matcom]

what a fucking HOOT!

:hi: all!

we are back. left this morning, it was 80 and SUNNY!

get home, it is -FRIGGEN30 with the wind chill tonight! :scared:

MY TAN!! MY TAN!!

WHAT WILL HAPPEN TO MY TAN!!!!!!!!! x(

had a WONDERFUL time as always. I had a MaiTai for EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOU!

let me tell you, it ain't easy even for ME to drink 38k PLUS MaiTais but *sigh* that is the sacrafice i make for my lovely DU

:hi: ALL!

[populistmom]

1. Welcome back

to the freaking cold!!!

:scared: :scared: :scared:

Hope you had a blast!

[SOteric]

2. I'll send you the instructions for keeping your tan alive

by allowing the rain to turn it to rust.

Welcome back, cutie. Hope you had a great time, and remembered to bail the yaks out of Mexican jail.

[salin]

3. I hope that you remembered

to take the umbrella out when you drank the one in my honor... :D

[DS1]

4. 38 thousand, that's a lot of tips!

Are you going to be the guest of honor at President Fox's SOTU?

[salin]

5. lots of tips unless one is like * who stiffs the help... on camera!

[madrchsod]

6. lovely mexico

but isn`t grand to come back where it`s cold and dark!!! well you didn`t miss alot,i guess,same ol`e- same ol`e...

[Champion Jack]

7. Yeah, yeah...rub it in ..you fucker

[GOPisEvil]

8. Welcome home asshole!!!

OK - How did you miss me THIS TIME?!?! I was all packed! I was at the apartment office. Maybe it's because I was wearing sunglasses?!?! :shrug:

[DS1]

10. wait, you forgot the Tattoo uniform?

That's right, kiss it, KISS IT!!

[GOPisEvil]

11. Argh. It's always something.

x(

[matcom]

12. you mean like THIS?

[Cleita]

9. CatWoman got really out of hand while you were gone.

Glad to see you back and do something with that wild woman!

[trof]

13. So...how come your ass ain't tan?

You wore a bathing suit?

[VelmaD]

14. You're HOME!!!!

*smooches*

Did ya miss me?

What did ya bring me, what did ya bring me? :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

[supernova]

15. Welcome back Matcom!!

:hi: :hi: :hi:

Glad you had a good time. You can keep your tan by rubbing crushed tomatoes all over your body.

Saw your thread in GD, hope to you are right! Woo Hoo!