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Mon Aug-06-07 05:06 PM
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A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant operated by a fellow cannibal. Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and looked over the menu...
+ Broiled Missionary: $10.00 + Fried Explorer: $15.00 + Grilled Democrat: $20.00 + Baked Republican : $100.00
The cannibal called the waiter over and asked, 'Why such a price difference for the Republican?' The cook replied, "Have you ever tried to clean one? They're so full of shit, it takes all day."
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Deja Q
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Mon Aug-06-07 07:40 PM
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1. Which ones have the largest meat? |
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Edited on Mon Aug-06-07 07:40 PM by HypnoToad
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Mon Aug-06-07 11:29 PM
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2. "Sorry, all that's left is his thing, but you get a free Coke" |
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"A Coke? Why a Coke?"
"Don't you know that things go better with Coke?"
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Mon Aug-06-07 11:32 PM
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Edited on Mon Aug-06-07 11:34 PM by ThomCat
It's priest. Have a little priest.
Is it really good?
Sir, it's too good, at least! Then again, they don't commit sins of the flesh, So it's pretty fresh.
Awful lot of fat.
Only where it sat.
Haven't you got poet, or something like that?
No, y'see, the trouble with poet is 'Ow do you know it's deceased? Try the priest!
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