So i'm watching Showtime or Skinamax

[MichaelHarris]

I forget which and I see a zombie movie with Jenna Jameson. Evidently this is her crossover roll from porn to mainstream. None of that is relevant though, it was an event in the movie that's important to us.

In the movie a zombie is attacking one of the women and she was able to kick him in the man bags, or zombie bags I guess and hurt him. We've all been led to believe that only a shot to the head would work and now this. This is huge, no longer will we have to find a gun or a bat, we can just kick them in the zombie sack. They've always been easy to juke, it's actually kind of fun making them trip and stuff.

I'm not sure what to do about zombie chicks though, I guess we still have to shoot them in the head.

[DarkTirade]

1. Although with zombies, often bits fall off.

So you can't depend that the zombie sack will still be there to kick.

[MichaelHarris]

2. dammit all to hell

I didn't think about that. Without the sack we can't hurt them.

[DarkTirade]

3. Of course, my other question is...

did you just see her name in the credits, or did you recognize Jenna Jameson on sight?

[MichaelHarris]

7. I had

to double check my web book marks to be sure.

[flying rabbit]

6. Always carry a chainsaw

and you will never go wrong.

[DarkTirade]

8. Yes, but when zombies take over

it might be hard to get gas for the chainsaw.

[Dragonbreathp9d]

4. Wow! This is a revalation! I'll have to redraw my blue prints and plans

for when they attack!

[Hugin]

5. Small head, big head...

No difference. Just hit them in the head...

[GRLMGC]

9. I saw some other craptacular horror film

in which she made a cameo. It took place in "Ireland" (nevermind that it was obviously Canada), and there were some cannibal inbreds. This is a different movie you're talking about, right?

[MichaelHarris]

11. I think that was it

there was this guy that had this fake Irish accent. It was horrible and the zombie looked like they stuck Kellog's Corn Flakes on his head.

[GRLMGC]

12. Oh yeah

That was quite bad. Not even funny bad. I still watched the whole thing because it was fascinating. It was only, what 70 or so minutes long? It look like it cost 25 bucks to make.

[MichaelHarris]

15. the whole budget

went for the special effects zombie make up corn flakes.

[GRLMGC]

17. I don't doubt it

They're Oscar worthy special effects

[underpants]

18. "Zombie Strippers" due out in 2007

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001398/

[Blue-Jay]

10. A kick in the zombie sack?

hmmm.

[BarenakedLady]

13. Thank goodness!

I'll be sure to buy some steel-tipped shoes for the zombie invasion and practice my aim.

Any takers?

[billyskank]

19. Keep your toecaps away from my love spuds!

:scared:

[cloudbase]

14. That's my purse!

[LSK]

16. OMG!! THIS IS HUGH!!!1!11

[jobycom]

20. I'm cynical. I wonder if maybe Jenna's skill at sack-kicking

transcends the skills of mere mortals. Maybe she just knows exactly how and where to kick a zombie sack so that it transfers the energy to the appropriate brain center. It is an anatomical region with which she probably has greater expertise than most.

Still, when the comet flies over, I'm hanging out with Chuck Norris. He knows where to kick.