some word play

[KG]

1. If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several
times,
> > does he become disoriented?
> >
> > 2. If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people
from
> > Holland called Holes?
> >
> > 3. Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
> >
> > 4. If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?
> >
> > 5. If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
> >
> > 6. Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
> >
> > 7. When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?
> >
> > 8. Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist but a

>person
>who
> > drives a race car not called a racist?
> >
> > 9. Why are a wise man and a wise guy opposites?
> >
> > 10. Why do overlook and oversee mean opposite things?
> >
> > 11. Why isn't the number 11 pronounced tenty one?
> >
> > 12. "I am" is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English
>language.
> > Could it be that "I do" is the longest sentence?
> >
> > 13. If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't
it
>follow
> > that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted,
cowboys
>deranged,
> > models deposed, tree surgeons debarked, and dry cleaners
>depressed?
> >
> > 14. What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of
bald
>men?
> >
> > 16. I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny
little
> > spoons and forks so I wondered what do Chinese mothers use?
>Toothpicks?
> >
> > 17. Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post
Office?
>What
> > are we supposed to do, write to them? Why don't they just put

>their
> > pictures on the postage stamps so the mailmen can look for
them
>while
> > they deliver the mail?
> >
> > 18. You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.
> >
> > 19. No one ever says, "It's only a game" when their team is
>winning.
> >
> > 20. Ever wonder about those people who spend £2 apiece on
those
> > little bottles of Evian water?
> > Try spelling Evian backwards: NAIVE
> >
> > 21. Isn't making a smoking section in a restaurant like
making a
>peeing
> > section in a swimming pool?
> >
> > 22. OK . So if the Jacksonville Jaguars are known as the
"Jags"
>and
> > the Tampa Bay Buccaneers are known as the "Bucs,"
> > what does that make the Tennessee Titans?
> >
> > 23. If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhoea. Does that
mean
>that
>one
> > enjoys it?
>
>

[Deja Q]

1. The pen is mightier than the sword.

:shrug: