Now the Nigerian email scam is coming from Hong Kong!

[sce56]

From: "MR.SONG LILE" <[e-mail]> Add to Address BookAdd to Address Book Add Mobile Alert
To: Send an Instant Message [e-mail]
Subject: COMPLIMENT OF THE DAY !!!
Date: Tue, 7 Aug 2007 18:37:26 -0400


Good Day.

My name is Mr.Song Lile i am the director of operation in Hang Seng
Bank Hong Kong, I have a business proposal in the tune of $19.5m. After
the successful transfer, we shall share in ratio of 30% for you and 70%
for me.Should you be interested, please send me the following (Full
names,Private phone number, Residential address, Occupation, Age and
Proffession) through my private email ([e-mail])so we can
commence all arrangements and I will give you more information on how we
would handle this project.

Kind Regards,
Mr.Song Lile.

[e-mail]


Here is my reply to him



Gee Thanks I could do for 19.5 M&M's. As per your request I hereby give you the following information
My Name is Heywood Jablome
I live at 12345 Dumbass RD
Idiotsville, USA
98765

My number is
Home 555-328-7448
Work 555-263-3431
My occupation is a Seersucker Salesman
Please also address all future correspondence with cc to my financial adviser
Mr Dick E. Hertz his email is [e-mail]
I need to heed his advice to keep me from going back to the big house for tax fraud!


PS we have a system for memorizing our phone numbers over here so we try to get a number that means something phonetically so you can remember mine by their dial pad letters
555-328-7448 = 555EATSHIT
555-263-3431 = 555ANDDIE!

[billyoc]

1. Cheaper labor. n/t

[RebelOne]

2. Good one.

Sometimes I will send this link:
http://www.personaldetails.freeserve.co.uk

Here's a letter I send quite often:

Dear Sir,

I send salutations from my country, the sovereign nation of Antarctica.

Now that I have carefully read your email, I cannot express to you the sheer scale of my incredulity.

I instantly considered your intentions to be criminal.

This is indeed a miracle. You actually chose little old me out of all the hundreds of millions of the world's other suckers.

However, I must respectfully decline your very kind offer, as I am already deliriously rich, due to my being an Internet tycoon.

I visited your beautiful country recently. I'm probably mistaken, but I am sure I saw your name on a wanted poster.

Anyway, I was so excited, I went out and purchased four oil refineries.

Now, I have just had a wonderful thought. Perhaps I could be of more assistance to YOUR fellow scammers and crooks.

Listen: Why not simply provide me with all YOUR details (including bank account numbers, PIN numbers, etc.) and I will deposit heaps of lovely money into your account? There is no need for references, as I trust you implicitly. After all, you obviously have faith and trust in me.

Yours ever sincerely
Dr. B.S. Hit

[Critters2]

3. They're making everything in China, now!! nt

[TrogL]

4. There's also an armed forces one making the rounds

Something about liberating cash from Saddam or bin Ladin.

[sce56]

5. Bingo that is`what this is

[sce56]

6. Up date they replied back to my bs response! He says he has Col Uday's money from Iraq

Date: Wed, 8 Aug 2007 23:10:23 +0800 (CST)
From: Send an Instant Message "song lile" <[e-mail]> Add to Address BookAdd to Address Book Add Mobile Alert
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Subject: Thank you very much for your response
To: "" <dummy"@yahoo.com>
Dear xxxx

Thank you very much for your response, and your interest in this transaction, I am also glad to note that you are noble and trustworthy person whom I can rely on for your capabilities to handle this transaction. Like I said before, due to this issue on my hands now, it became necessary for me to seek your assistance, I appreciate the fact that you are ready to assist me in executing this project, and also you will help me in investing my money in your country, I am quite certain about that.

Let me start by introducing myself.I am Mr. SONG LI LE director of operations of the Hang Seng Bank Ltd. Before the U.S and Iraqi war our client Colonel Sadiq Uday who was with the Iraqi forces and also big time businessman, made a numbered fixed deposit for 18 calendar months, with a value of Nineteen millions Five Hundred Thousand United State Dollars only in my branch.Upon maturity several notices was sent to him, even during the war which began in 2003. Again after the war another notification was sent and still no response came from him. We later found out that the Colonel along with his wife and only daughter had been killed during the war in a bomb blast that hit their home.

You should not have anything to worry about, I will do everything legally required to ensure that the project goes smoothly, it shall pass through all Laws of International Banking, you have my word. Having resolved to entrust this transaction into your hands, I want to remind you that, it needs your commitment and diligent follow up. If you work seriously, the entire transaction should be over in a couple of days.

Firstly, I will want to know precisely how old you are, you should note that this project is highly capital intensive, this is why I have to be very careful, I need your total devotion and trust to see this through. I know we have not met before, but I am very confident that we will be able to establish the necessary trust that we need to execute this project.I am now in contact with a foreign online bank, I now intend that you open an account in your name in this foreign bank.

The money would be transferred to your account which you will open in the bank for both of us, this is the best way, I have found, it will protect us from my bank. I want us to enjoy this money in peace when we conclude. So you should listen to my instructions and follow them religiously. Also You have to know that I cannot transfer this money in my name as my bank will be aware that it is from me, this is where I need you.

As result of this, you will have to open an account in the corresponding bank. I will obtain a certificate of deposit from this my bank, it will be issued in your name, this will make you the bonafide owner of the funds. After this, the money will be banked online for both of us.

We can then instruct the bank to transfer our various shares into our respective home bank accounts. I will also perfect the documentations with the assistance of my attorney to give the transaction the legal right. Before I commence, I will need you to send me a copy of any form your identification (Driver's license Work ID or International passport). I want to be sure that I am transacting with the correct person.

As soon as I get these from you, I will commence the paper work. I hope you will understand why I need all these, the money in question is big and I want to ensure that I know you well before I proceed to give you all the details to commence the project, I will also send you my Work Identification and my family picture upon receipt of your identification. I will send the name and contact details of the bank so that you can commence communication with them.

Ensure that you keep this project confidential, do not discuss it with anybody, because of the confidential nature of this transaction and my work.
Please reply soonest.

Regards,
Song Lile.
NOTE:YOU CAN CALL ME ON THIS NUMBER ([phone]) FOR MORE INFORMATION.


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[RebelOne]

7. Just goes to show how stupid these scammers are.

I've even had replies to this letter.

Dear Sir,

Thank you very much for writing to me. I am Conchita and I am so poor that I have no last name, as my father could not afford one for me. We live on a small island in the South Pacific and are the only family that has lived here for the past one hundred years.

Unfortunately, we have eaten almost everything on the island except for the dirt and two skinny dogs that are too old to scratch fleas. Fortunately, we ate all the fleas so there are none left for the dogs to worry about.

I am so pleased that you have offered to send us all that money. We have not seen money for the last three generations as we have no place to spend it and no means of getting to a place where we could spend it if we wanted to. I can assure you that we will take excellent care of your funds and invest them wisely. Our plan for the money is as follows:

1. We want to build a deep-water port in Williwilli, our little lagoon here on the island.

2. We then want to bring in a barge with an electrical generator so that we can have electricity on the island once again. We haven't had electricity in over two hundred years because the last generator broke down and we have no parts to repair it.

3. We want to build a school here so the children can learn to read and write. It is really hard to create email messages with no electricity and no knowledge of reading or writing skills.

4. We then want to install a phone company so we can communicate with the outside world and meet more wonderful people like you and your blessed family.

5. We then want to build a satellite cable system so we can watch television and see all the latest fights in the world. We don't have those here and miss them very much. We think that we could probably hook up a computer to the cable or telephone lines so we could send email messages to our newfound friends when we get them.

6. We want to build a grocery store so we have a place to buy things like bubble gum and candy, something we have never had here.

7. We will then need to build a road from our cave to the grocery store so we can get there. Of course, we will need a car to drive on the road or there will be no point in having a road, will there?

8. If we get a car we will need gas and oil but maybe we could just take some from the electrical generator and save that money for a beauty salon, something we really need here. Have you seen the women around here? They are just awful looking.

9. Of course, we will have to build a church so we have a place to go and be thankful for the gifts you have offered us.

Once all these things have been completed, if there is any money left we would like to use it to build a house to live in. The hole we use for an outhouse is rapidly filling up since we began receiving your letters of appeal and we will need to move soon as the cave will be unbearable to live in during hot weather. Air conditioning in our new house would be nice too.

It is too bad that I am only eight years old. If I were older I could come and visit you if you sent me an airplane ticket and an airplane with pontoons on it so it could land in the lagoon. One of my grandchildren would like to come and visit you also, if you don't mind.

I shall patiently await the arrival of the next bottle with your message telling us when the money will be here. Thank you again, for your kind generosity; it is sincerely appreciated.


Conchita