Quirks of registered trademarks - Round Two

[Fenris]

This is in honor of a brilliant thread that got ZERO replies in 2005.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x3172142

Lucky Charms Guy - IRA member

Land O' Lakes Butter Gal - Abuses barbiturates to drown out the memories of having to involuntarily bear her breasts for mischievious boys.

Mr. Bubble - Actually takes showers

Newman's Own Floating Head - Once slept with Joanne Woodward to get back at Paul for making him wear all of those silly hats on the Newman's Own salad dressing labels

Sonny the Cuckoo Bird - Cuckoo not because of Cocoa Puffs, but because of PCP

MLB Logo - Rebroadcasts baseball games with implied oral consent

[JTG of the PRB]

1. The Jolly Green Giant - Actually three feet tall

Ummm...

That's all I got. It's almost midnight.

[asthmaticeog]

2. :D

Snuggle Bear - Mauled a toddler back in '80

Charley Tuna - When drunk, embarrasses his friends with ceaseless "what smells like pussy?" jokes.

Ronald McDonald - McStrungout on McJunk.

Nipper - Stone deaf.

Bazooka Joe - OK, whatever you do, do NOT mention the frat hazing incident. I am not fucking kidding.

Cap'n Crunch - Lieutenant Crunch became Commander Crunch by blowing Captain Morgan.

Spuds McKenzie - A cuddly, fluffy kitten trapped in a Bull Terrier's body

Elsie the Borden Cow - Actually quite contented.

Vince and Larry, the NHTSA crash test dummies: Oh forfuxsakes, do I really have to spell it out?

[Fenris]

3. Mayor McCheese - Currently sharing a prison cell with Duke Cunningham

The Mazola Corn Woman - Has body image issues; wishes to have a more carrot-like physique

Andy Capp, of the hotfries fame - Decades of documented evidence shows that he is a wife-abusing drunk

Toilet Duck - Likes to clean his bathroom without proper ventilation; missing a significant number of brain cells

Trojan Man - Impotent

Klondike Bar Polar Bear - Global warming skeptic

[JVS]

4. The cocoa puffs bird has a name? I'm shocked! I knew about the PCP already