Jeez, Britney...

[bicentennial_baby]

[Fran Kubelik]

1. Oy.

:shakeshead:

She needs help.

[kay1864]

2. Story here!

The latest man to fall into the hard-partying pop star’s orbit is Matt Encinias, a 21-year-old college student who tells Us Weekly the exclusive details of his twisted night with Spears in the latest issue.

In just five hours, Encinias went from being an extra in her latest video to pounding drinks and locking lips with the single mom of two in a rooftop pool at L.A’s Standard Downtown hotel.

Although Spears was expecting her two young sons to be dropped off at her Beverly Hills home at noon (as per her custody arrangement with their father, Kevin Federline), the singer had arranged to have the pool reopened at 2 am for the exclusive use of her group, which included then-assistant Shannon Funk and some hand-picked male extras from her video shoot.

“Britney was the first one to undress, and then everyone else followed,” Encinias tells Us. “I turned around and saw that she was topless and she had fake tattoos of flowers on her nipples from the shoot.”

http://www.usmagazine.com/exclusive_my_shocking_6_hours_with_topless_britney

[LynneSin]

3. I'd never thought I'd say this but I think those kids should be fulltime with their father

My god hell must be freezing over as we speak!

[bicentennial_baby]

4. Who would have ever thought that KFed would turn out to be

the better parent? :crazy:

:hi:

[LynneSin]

6. Hell at this point a homeless person off the street could be a better parent than her

seriously!!!

[BlooInBloo]

5. (shrug) You can take the girl out of the trailer... (n/t)

[flvegan]

7. Where's DS1? That cover is BEGGING for a quality Photoshop