I confess.. The Iraqi WMD are buried in my back yard

[SoCalDem]

I forgot the exact location, but I need a bunch of strong young guys to come over to my house .. I will make lemonade and will gladly provide gloves, shovels, grass seed (hey why not make it pretty while we're at it??).....

and a wheelbarrow..(I forgot to tell you guys about the concrete patio that you might as well do...while you are at it)..

and.. I forgot.. tree trimming stuff too (who knows ..I may have hidden them in the tree and just forgot about it :shrug:..)

Please sign up for WMD inspector duty.. It's your patriotic duty :)

[Lostmessage]

1. The WMD are in my toilet tank

Scouts honor that is where they are at.

[gator_in_Ontario]

2. So that's where they are....

you are in trouble now, young lady!

[Don_G]

3. And Earthquakes, Fires And Mud Slides?

Bring on the AK-47's...we'll trim your trees or maybe if you paint little targets on the branches.

I don't know about your concrete patio, but if you get enough Tim Allens together with enough "brain sauce", you too could be on national television.

I volunteer to swing by the Mid-West, South and West a six-pack at a time to generate enough interest to build you a thermal patio in brown, green or clear beer-bottles where your tomato plants will never freeze.

All you have to do is to analyaze the situation and tell me where I need to go....

[rooboy]

4. Oh, I know this trick...

you get us all over there and then lock us up in your toolshed with no charges for at least a couple of years. My uncle Dick in Wyoming taught me that one...

[SoCalDem]

5. Since you mentioned it.....................

It's not really a "patio".. It's actually a slab.. We plan to put one of these on it.. We order the plans, buy the lumber and then "some strong young men" could put it together,..... Kind of like playing with legos, or tinker toys.. funnnnnn weeeeeeeee :)

We have a paint sprayer too.. that you could take turns "playing with "

[Awsi Dooger]

6. We need to recruit that guy with the White's metal detector

Forget young and strong, we need electric stuff to shock and awe. He would be able to isolate not only the WMDs, but also the pull tabs that came with them.

And no telling if Jimmy Hoffa was wearing any jewelry when he vanished. I doubt SoCalDem has a valid alibi for that one.

[trumad]

7. Kay in Iraq

[jonoboy]

8. are they programs or activities ?

[SoCalDem]

9. Both..

Here's the program:

Get here early... It gets hot after about noon

The Activity:

shoveling, digging, wheelbarrowing, painting..

We have it ALL :)

[radwriter0555]

10. I got the mobile lab, er falafel truck out back of my house, all ready to

go for the Farmer's Market.

[liberalitch]

11. What happened?

get your septic tank removed and figure "well, what the heck? I got a big hole now it's either hide the loot or cover it with a lid from a 7-11 cooler and let a dictator live there."

[SoCalDem]

12. Nope.. We just have a totally "shit" yard

and it could use some TLC.:)