Post your favorite "Ab-Fab" quote!

[ronnykmarshall]

''One snap of my fingers and I can raise hemlines so high the whole world's your gynecologist.'' - Patsy Stone

[ruiner4u]

1. 'You can drop the attitude. You only work in a shop.'' eddy

[JackBeck]

2. Just one???

"It's an open, oaken, oblong coffin."

"Is this the car clamp club?"

"Why not just have a stupidity tax. Tax the stupid people."

[swimboy]

4. Hmm

Great minds, eh?

[JackBeck]

7. Ha!

So true.

[ronnykmarshall]

Shkarnie, it's a Edna. Green. Thank you darling!

[mikeytherat]

19. "It's an open, oaken, oblong coffin."

"Yes, but is it art?"

mikey_the_rat

[swimboy]

3. Just the one, dear?

[Beaverhausen]

5. I love Gran

Eddie: What you two don't seem to realize is that inside of me, inside of me, there is a thin person just screaming to get out.

Gran: Just the one, dear?

[redqueen]

6. Darling if that woman has one more face lift she'll have a beard! - Patsy

[racaulk]

9. Oh I forgot about that one!

Classic! :rofl: :spray:

[Hugin]

11. Ahahahaha!

*blink* *blink*

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

I used to watch Ab-Fab... But, I was laughing too hard to remember any quotes.

Glad someone does.

[racaulk]

8. Patsy: "Cheers, thanks a lot."

:rofl:

[Ediacara]

10. I think I'll have a chapookeeno

KA! POO! CHEE! NO!

[6000eliot]

12. "I'm chanting as we speak, Dahling."

[idgiehkt]

30. lololol

yep, that is one of her most clever, nothing cracks me up more than her pseudo buddhism. ;)

[Patiod]

13. La Croix sweetie, La Croix.

Eddie: I did tell you the facts of life didn't I sweetie?
Saffie: If you mean that time you sat on my bed and shook me awake at two in the morning, stoned out of your brain, and slurred into my ear 'By the way sweetie, people have it off,' then yes, you told me the facts of life.

[Fire Walk With Me]

14. Can you imagine having that clamped to your nipple?

Edina's mother, on Edina

[ronnykmarshall]

15. Now it's multiple question time.

How many years was Margaret Thacher Prime Minister.

A. 500 years

B. 3000 years

C. 12 years

I think it's a trick question.

[Miss Marmelstein]

16. "It's called.....

a colonic irrigation, sweetie, and it's nothing to be sniffed at" Eddie to Safie

"What can't be said, can't be said and it can't be whistled either" Bo

:bounce: :bounce:

[meegbear]

17. Going by memory here ...

Mother: Oh I must be getting that disease old people get.
Eddie: Alzheimer's
Mother: No No. It's when you can remember anything.
Eddie: ALZHEIMER'S!
Mother: No that's not it. It starts with an A.

:rofl:

[mikeytherat]

18. "For one sour-faced little ditch-rat, I got 2,000 dirham." - Patsy

"And anyway, she wanted to see the world."

"I don't think the white slave trade was quite what she had in mind." - Eddy

mikey_the_rat

[mikeytherat]

20. "She hasn't started '50' therapy yet."

mikey_the_rat

[MadAsHellNewYorker]

21. "A black baby......a black baby.....

why thats the greatest fashion accessory ever!" Eddy

[ronnykmarshall]

22. I was just thinking about you.

:loveya:

[MadAsHellNewYorker]

23. really?

I feel so loved :hug: como estas papi?

[trackfan]

24. Take it away...

and bring me another lover!

[Reciprocity]

25. Patsy: The last mosquito that bit me had to book into the Betty Ford Clinic

[Reciprocity]

26. one more...

She's so anally retentive she wouldn't sit down for fear of sucking up the furniture.

[dembotoz]

27. Surfaces

edwina on cleaning

[swimboy]

28. I was in labour so long they had to shave me twice

Saff's mid-wife

[CottonBear]

29. "Stick, stick!"

Eddy at the meditation retreat. ;)

[idgiehkt]

31. the line by itself doesn't make sense

it's "I think so, yes" or something thereabouts, when Eddie gives Pats her "bleeper" to hang onto for a while, and we all know where it ends up, hence her answer when Eddy asks "did anyone call?"

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

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33. One post premature Mr. Grovelbot

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:shrug:

[Arkansas Granny]

34. Paraphrasing here, not sure of the exact quote:

Eddy (to Saffie): Did you know that Patsy once dated Keith Richards?

Patsy: Actually, I woke up underneath him in a hotel room once.

[Malikshah]

35. Bring me....

a KNITTING NEEDLE!!! (*slap*incomprehensiblehowl)

[Orsino]

36. "Because...she's *thin*!"

Saffy, I think, had finally demanded to know why Edina let Patsy's demanding sister walk all over her.

[susanna]

37. Everyone's done my favorites already...

...but I loved the scene in the first show where Saffi got peeved at Edina for making a huge deal out of an impending fashion show:

"All you have to do is play a bit of music, turn down the lights, get some people who have thrown up everything they've ever eaten and send them down a catwalk."