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KitchenWitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-08-07 03:58 PM
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I just unleashed my snark on SCE!
They sent us some literature on their summer savings program (they install a remote control that will cycle the AC on and off during the summer during peak times to save energy.)

I filled out the paperwork (it was printed on CARDSTOCK <!>) and folded it up to stuff it in their business reply envelope and it did not fit. So I accordion pleated the damn thing and stuck a post-it on it that said, "I know you all are trying to save money, but how about using regular paper for this form and sending an envelop that actually FITS the contents to be stuffed in it."

Do you think they will turn off our power?
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Hugin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-08-07 04:05 PM
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1. Not right away...
The first step is to stamp your file... "TROUBLE MAKER".

Then they will turn your file over to the "DIFFICULT ACTION CENTER"

Where it will become part of your, "PERMANENT RECORD" which will ultimately get
tangled up with someone who has a similar name's records.

They will then turn off "THEIR" power.

It's just how the system works and it's why I live in constant fear. :shrug:
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KitchenWitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-08-07 05:06 PM
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7. LOL
I have so much stuff on my "permanent record" that I think I am on quadruple secret probation for the rest of my life!

:rofl:
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Parche Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-08-07 04:17 PM
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2. HUH?
Can you say that in english Professor :shrug: :shrug: :hi:

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FuzzySlippers Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-08-07 04:39 PM
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3. Accordian pleated!
:rofl:
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KitchenWitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-08-07 05:04 PM
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5. In order to fit, I had to!
:rofl:

I am thinking of gluing the envelope to an old phone book and mailing it back business reply!

:evilgrin:

They would have to pay the postage for the weight of the old phone book!
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CaliforniaPeggy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-08-07 04:43 PM
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4. My dear KitchenWitch!
Oh, good one!

I am laughing!

And, no, I don't think they'll turn off your power...

They need your money!

:yourock:

:rofl: :rofl:
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KitchenWitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-08-07 05:05 PM
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6. Yah, no doubt!
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KitchenWitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-08-07 05:07 PM
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8. I did NOT want that smiley in there!
:rofl:
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