Go flame it out with BlogWarBot (via atrios)

[swag]

BlogWarBot

reminds me of

Eliza, the therapist I used to consult on my first 286.

[Omphaloskepsis]

1. We got off to a rocky start...

Guest: Do you hit your wife?
BlogWarBot: What the hell are you doing here?

[swag]

2. I think some of BlogWarBot's lines may be culled from DU

"BlogWarBot: Oasis sucks, by the way."

[texas1928]

3. I made it cry.

YEAH I AM THE MAN!!!!


Have to make at least one person cry a day.

[Hugin]

4. meh... Armature.

*snort*

I do like the choice of reading material displayed, tho. :thumbsup:

[swag]

5. This web version of Eliza seems to have its pronouns backward.

[Hugin]

6. It's slow to load here...

Must be that so-called Net Neutrality kicking in now.

[swag]

7. I bet Ted Stevens clogged your tubes with pork.

[Hugin]

8. You may just be correct, youknow...

Or he left his dump truck double parked on the Information Tubes Internets Highway.

[swag]

9. Yeah, your packets are out there on Highway 26 somewhere

and the driver has to pee.

I'd navigate away from that site.

[Fenris]

14. "Does it please you to believe I am depressed?"

Yes, it does. I get off on your misery.

[swag]

15. .

“During the course of Defendant Bill O’Reilly’s sexual rant, it became clear that he was using a vibrator upon himself, and that he ejaculated.”

[Fenris]

16. Now I am depressed.

Ironically, that does not turn me on.

[swag]

17. Sorry, man.

I'm not up to much.

[Blue_Tires]

10. i've seen a lot of those comments elsewhere, lol

[asthmaticeog]

11. Bookmarked.

This is my new favorite web gadget. Thank you.

"O HAI U CAN GRO BRANE? KTHX ^..^" :rofl:

[Elidor]

12. Oops, I didnt see this one and reposted it

But I'm sure you don't mind...unless you want to fight about it.

[swag]

13. Late night, after roller skating

BlogWarBot: Hi, I'm BlogWarBot. Are you on my side or THAT side?
Guest: The liberals. The progressives, wanky-pants.
BlogWarBot: That's quite interesting. Go on... (zzzzzzz).
Guest: u 4m teh sUXX0r
BlogWarBot: O HAI U CAN GRO BRANE? KTHX ^..^
Guest: suck my dick
BlogWarBot: O HAI U CAN GRO BRANE? KTHX ^..^
Guest: loop de loop, the ol' bushbot circular reasoning
BlogWarBot: O HAI U CAN GRO BRANE? KTHX ^..^
Guest: REAGAN!
BlogWarBot: Typical. An expression of ignorant privilege.