And now...a wine that men will want to sink their teeth into.

[greatauntoftriplets]

Cleavage Creek.

http://www.cleavagecreek.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=itemdetail&item_id_int=2413

What will they think of next?

[DarkSim]

1. They will think of......

ice cream beer.

[ClintonTyree]

2. Sex sells.................

and men (of which I'm one) will do stupid things to attract and garner favor with the opposite sex.
You've heard of the 'little head thinking instead of the big head'? It's unfortunately true. Men can be some of the most stupid creatures on the palnet when it comes to the opposite sex.
These same idiots will buy this wine regardless of it's taste. It could be Donkey urine in the bottle, but if there are hooters on the bottle, it's gotta be great stuff.
Men are such suckers.

[Dogmudgeon]

3. But it's for a GOOD CAUSE!

I'm quoting it in full here because the text explains Cleavage Creek's charitable intent.
http://www.cleavagecreek.com/static/9/givingback.cfm

Cleavage Creek Cellars proudly donates 10% of the proceeds to Breast Cancer Research, thru the American Cancer Society.

Breast Cancer has personally touched our family, like it has many other families.

Jeff and Barbara, (the owners) learned in 1999 that Barbara's grandmother developed breast cancer. Due to early detection and modern technology, Barbara's grandmother is now a breast cancer survivor.

Through this very emotional experience we learned that breast cancer could be hereditary and may effect Barbara or her daughters someday.

Contributing to breast cancer research is our way of giving back to our family, friends and customers, that mean so much to us.

So drink their wine and save Grandma!

--bkl
Who does not drink,
but whose own Grandma survived breast cancer.

[BlueJazz]

4. Well, it could have been worse...

....they could have called it "Beaver Creek" :)

[name not needed]

5. or

cameltoe creek

[DS1]

6. Man in the creek?

[KG]

7. i'd probably just nibble on it.

:)