JVS
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Wed Aug-08-07 08:04 PM
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Why doesn't Santa have any kids? |
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Wed Aug-08-07 08:05 PM
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1. Because he has snow balls? |
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Wed Aug-08-07 08:10 PM
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Wed Aug-08-07 08:11 PM
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3. He only comes once a year. |
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Wed Aug-08-07 11:46 PM
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14. yeah and he comes down the chimney |
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my mom's favorite joke - I miss my mom
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Wed Aug-08-07 08:13 PM
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4. Mrs Claus saw him nekkid and said "no"? |
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Wed Aug-08-07 08:39 PM
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5. because he comes down the chimney? |
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Wed Aug-08-07 08:41 PM
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6. But does he go back up the chimney afterward? |
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Wed Aug-08-07 08:42 PM
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7. He wears a stocking on his head. |
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Wed Aug-08-07 08:42 PM
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8. So that's what they call condoms now? |
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Wed Aug-08-07 08:53 PM
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9. Cause Mrs. Santa is banging Rudolph and santa has an Elf fetish |
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It's all for show ya know :)
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Wed Aug-08-07 11:38 PM
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10. Because he's a fundie perv who uses Mrs. Claus as a front for his |
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deviant life w/elves. Notice he's an "old white guy" who only wears RED. He has a huge bag of loot from unknown origins, perhaps from no-bid contracts. Uses slave labor (elves) in his factory, & breaks & enters your home under cover of night. He's a repuke for sure!
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Wed Aug-08-07 11:38 PM
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11. How do you know he doesn't? |
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I see lots of kids with rosy red cheeks and huge white beards around here.
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Wed Aug-08-07 11:39 PM
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Wed Aug-08-07 11:44 PM
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13. Santa DOES have kids... He just doesn't KNOW any of them. |
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Come on... You really think all he got from visiting houses across the world was milk and cookies?
That's just naïve!
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Thu Aug-09-07 12:07 AM
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15. Because all children are his children... |
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And he never has to change their diapers!
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