underpants is seeing The Wiggles in concert. Post your mocking comments here in this tread

[LynneSin]

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=6813262&mesg_id=6813262



BTW - I'm seeing Moody Blues tomorrow night and Allman Brothers next week

[flvegan]

1. underpants, I assume has underpantsling(s)

Something about a diaper bag in the other thread. Looks like good entertainment for little kids. Personally, I'd need to be totally shitfaced to sit through more than 10 minutes of this. I'd do it for my kids though, if I had them.

[jobycom]

2. I thought you meant a J-Lo/Britney Spears concert.

[Zuiderelle]

3. Seeing the Wiggles is punishment enough.

[Rabrrrrrr]

4. He should wear his Teletubbie outfit!

Oh, come on - we all know he has one. It's not like it's a secret any more.

[supernova]

5. Enjoy The Moody Blues

I saw them at Wolftrap when I lived in DC. Wonderful concert.

[kay1864]

6. Those guys are the richest Australians in the world

Richer than Nicole Kidman or Mel Gibson or Russell Crowe.

(I couldn't think of anything really mocking right off the bat, except that they're wearing Star Trek uniforms. So a trivium instead)

[peekaloo]

7. as long as he stands up and shouts FREEBIRD during the show, I won't mock him.

[underpants]

8. I am going to get hit with WIGGLE SPITTLE!!!

We got some great seats right in the middle only a few rows back. WE got to buy them at reduced price before they ever went on sale to you plebians. We are in the fan club.

[LynneSin]

9. Woohoo - I'll probably get hit with Moody Blues spit this weekend

I think I would prefer that over Wiggle Spit

[underpants]

10. Wiggles shows are like going into Babies 'R' Us

You know that everyone in there puts out

:bounce:

[kay1864]

11. You made me think of Jay the stoner in "Dogma"

Hanging out at the abortion clinic because they figure those women put out

(now I've got images of underpants at Babies R Us making eyes at the stroller-pushing moms :rofl: )

[NewJeffCT]

12. wow, admitting to being a Wiggles Fan Club member

Only a notch above admitting to being a Freeper, I would think.

:hide:

My daughter has watched the Wiggles, but has never expressed a desire to be a fan club member.

[underpants]

13. This was news to me as well

"Want to know HOW we got such great tickets?"

(me thinking "no not really" but saying) "Yeah I am dying to know"

"WE ARE IN THE FAN CLUB!!"

She was laughing before I was. This is similiar to Christmas time when we ended up opening all the gifts BEFORE Christmas --what the hell were they thinking letting US be the adults???

[Orrex]

14. Does he still have the ham in his pants?

If not, then why the hell not?

[underpants]

15. Today... it is soup

I think that is what that is
:scared:

[Orrex]

17. "Waiter, there's a soup in my fly."

Is it the split pee?

[jakefrep]

16. What kind of bet do you have to lose to get stuck seeing the Wiggles?

[BarenakedLady]

18. ...

[KitchenWitch]

19. Hot potato hot potato

Hot potato hot potato
Hot potato hot potato
Potato potato potato

Mashed banana mashed banana...

[regularguy]

20. Fruit Salad! Yummy, yummy!

Mwahahaha.

[Arugula Latte]

41. Curse you! My biggest earworm ever!

AAAAAAARRRRRR!!

I thought my Wiggles years were over, but you posting those lyrics has brought it all back. *shakes fist in fury*

[Richard Steele]

21. I don't even have the heart to mock. It's just too sad.

:cry:

[texas1928]

22. Ok, if I ever find out my wife put us in the wiggles fan club.

I am divorcing her.

[LynneSin]

23. I would also sue for full custody of the kids too

Seriously!

[soleft]

24. What a great dad!

:thumbsup:

[snacker]

25. I agree!

My poor hubby attended two N'Sync concerts a few years ago with our daughter. He actually got a kick out of it.

[soleft]

30. I had to take my son to a Pokemon tournament

I use that fact to torture him today.

[Rabbit of Caerbannog]

26. Everybody - SING ALONG!!

Well who’s that in the garden
Eating all our red red roses?
(Its Dorothy – that’s me)
She wears a floppy white hat and
Has yellow spots galore
(Nice spots Dorothy – Thank you!)
Well look at those big green paws (wow)
She’s a very friendly dinosaur

CHORUS
D.O.R.O.T.H.Y Dorothy the Dinosaur
(Talkin’ ‘bout)
D.O.R.O.T.H.Y she’s my favourite dinosaur
Romp-bomp-a-chomp, hey!
Romp-bomp-a-chomp, hey!

(Oh I think Dorothy’s dong some gardening guys)
She’s a really helpful dinosaur
She works so hard in the garden
(She’s got her mower, she’s mowing)
Yes, she pulls out all the weeds
Plants more roses and she mows the lawn
(She’s mowing, she’s mowing)
When the music starts she dances on the floor
Yes, she’s a really groovy dinosaur
(Man, she’s groovy)

CHORUS

D.O.R.O.T.H.Y Dorothy the Dinosaur
(Talkin’ ‘bout)
D.O.R.O.T.H.Y she’s my favourite dinosaur
(Groovy!)
Come on everyone, let’s dance and sing
With our friend Dorothy

:puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke:

[JVS]

27. I never knew that the original Star Trek extras were guests on "Queer Eye"

Look at them with their turtlenecks and metrosexual haircuts

[Jeff In Milwaukee]

29. The guy in red is toast...

Happens every time.

[rug]

28. They're not the same since the guy in the yellow shirt left.

[Hugin]

31. *snort*

:rofl:

[electron_blue]

32. dang, how much are the tickets? I was going to take my daughter but they wanted $100 per seat!!

[Book Lover]

33. Do they have a replacement for Greg, or is he still performing?

Yes, that was a serious question, you goobers!

"Pity the haters, for they live in a world without chin."

[underpants]

34. Yeah, Sam

Sam lost about 10 pounds right in front of our eyes. It was a good start.

:bounce:

Really great afternoon show.

[Dr. Strange]

35. I saw 'em last summer!

Murray did a great rendition of "Stairway to Heaven."

[Gormy Cuss]

36. "underpants" and "wiggles" should not be used in the same sentence.

No bodily function threads.
IBTL.

[LaraMN]

37. Better underpants than LaraMN!

Besides, Anthony is *so* hot.
Well, not really, but they don't give a girl much to choose from.

[SPKrazy]

38. aww, the wiggles

will always have a soft place in my heart :D

my son loved the wiggles when he was 3-4.

hot potato hot potato

cold spaghetti cold spaghetti

:9

[Initech]

39. I'd rather see the Christian parody rock band than the Wiggles.

To quote Bart Simpson: "I didn't think it was physically possible, but this both sucks and blows."

[Arugula Latte]

40. Underpants -- beware! The Wiggles get sweaty/stinky and come into the audience

My husband still talks about the time he took our daughter to a show and was nearly knocked flat by Murray's body odor ...