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Sat Aug-11-07 02:36 AM
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What are your favorite "almost cuss" words? |
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You know, the words you say when you can't or shouldn't say what you'd really like to say, but they still sort of sound like what you'd like to say, so everyone knows what you'd really like to say, but you don't actually have to say it.
Or maybe it's what sweet Grandma used to say
Like "Judas Priest!" (?)
Or, "Son of a biscuit!"
Or, one of my favorites, "Fargin' icehole!" (Anyone remember Johnny Dangerously?)
Your turn. What are your examples of near-cussin'?
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Sat Aug-11-07 02:51 AM
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I also like "sweet fancy Moses!"
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Sat Aug-11-07 03:46 AM
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4. "sweet fancy Moses!" That one sounds cute. I like it. n/t |
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Sat Aug-11-07 03:03 AM
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Funkin' Barstewards. Cupid Stunt.
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Sat Aug-11-07 03:48 AM
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6. Barstewards. That's good. |
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Also from "Johnny Dangerously" I picked up "bastages," which works similarly.
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Sat Aug-11-07 03:06 AM
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Sat Aug-11-07 03:47 AM
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5. How does one pronounce that? |
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And what cuss word (phrase) does it sound like?
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Sat Aug-11-07 05:00 AM
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8. It's kind of a family joke. |
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When my Swiss-German nieces were little (four and six), they asked me what swear words we use in the US. Not wanting to teach them any real swear words, I told them Holy cow/Heilige Kuh.
High-lee-geh koo. (But don't trust me; my German and Swiss-German accents are hideous.) :hi:
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Sat Aug-11-07 03:00 PM
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21. I was wondering if that was "holy." |
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I still remember from waaaaaay back in 5th grade when we learned to sing "Schtelege nacht, heilege nacht" (???probably nowhere near the correct spelling) for the Christmas Program at school. (Silent Night, Holy Night)
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Sat Aug-11-07 04:44 AM
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7. Skrabnatz and Brakafratz come to mind.... |
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Sat Aug-11-07 05:35 AM
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My best friend uses this around her 5 year old daughter.
It made me laugh the first time I heard it.
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Sat Aug-11-07 05:51 AM
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A Fargen Bastage is actually a guitar amp. :D
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Sat Aug-11-07 03:01 PM
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Sat Aug-11-07 09:12 PM
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Learn something new every day!
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Sat Aug-11-07 07:46 AM
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Sat Aug-11-07 07:48 AM
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Edited on Sat Aug-11-07 07:49 AM by NewWaveChick1981
Courtesy of Bill Murray in Ghostbusters...:rofl:
I love "Fargin' Icehole!", "You corksuckers!", and "Fargin' Bastiches!" from Johnny Dangerously too! :spray: :rofl: That Moronie...he slays me! :rofl:
Oh, and these from my mother, who is the Queen of Almost-Cusswords: "Shitbitcritfit!" :rofl: She made that one up when I was about 11....my brother really pissed her off... :rofl: Also, the phrase "Crap Shit Incorporated"....used to refer to the state of my brother's room when he trashed it after she'd just cleaned it up...:rofl:
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Sat Aug-11-07 07:56 AM
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14. Do you ever get so angry that you are unable to form your expletives properly? |
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My brother once exclaimed, "Jesus H. bloody hell!!!"
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Sat Aug-11-07 07:59 AM
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15. Well, I've used "Jesus H. Tapdancing Christ!" before... |
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:P But I borrowed that from the Blues Brothers...:rofl:
Yes, actually, I have. :) The one I remember best was, "Bastard fucker!" :rofl: I used that mixed expletive on an idiot driver that almost caused an accident....
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Sat Aug-11-07 03:03 PM
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24. I loved Ghostbusters. I still let "Motherpusbucket" slip now and then. |
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Your Mom sounds like a hoot.
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Sat Aug-11-07 07:54 AM
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or "Cripes"!
or "Schmitt (Schmidt?)!"
and yes, HUGE Johnny Dangerously fan, "miserable cork-sucker!" Here's a great Roman Moroni quote applicable towards the current administration: "You have violated my farging rights. Dis somanumbatching country was founded so that the liberties of common patriotic citizens like me could not be taken away by a bunch of fargin iceholes... like yourselves."
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Sat Aug-11-07 08:12 AM
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16. I actually convinced my sons, when they were small, |
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that "wrackin', frackin' varmint" (thank you, Yosemite Sam) was the worst thing you could call someone. It worked till they were around six or seven.
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Sat Aug-11-07 02:18 PM
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Also, freakin'
nyit (my grandpa's word, which is my favorite)
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Sat Aug-11-07 02:24 PM
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fantastic utility without the obscenity
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Sun Aug-12-07 08:29 AM
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64. i use that one too... |
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especially funny when you use it around a fellow FARKer, too...
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Sat Aug-11-07 02:25 PM
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I do that around some of my conservative voting friends at work and they just don't get it.
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Sat Aug-11-07 02:26 PM
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Sat Aug-11-07 03:04 PM
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25. I use "dagnabbit" sometimes. Both are useful. nt |
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Sat Aug-11-07 03:31 PM
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Sat Aug-11-07 05:59 PM
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27. "cheese and rice" and "consarnit" |
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Sat Aug-11-07 07:11 PM
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30. That bloke from "Shaun of the Dead" and "Hot Fuzz" |
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was on Conan O'Brien's show the other week.
He was talking about the "sanitized" version of "Hot Fuzz" that they released to be shown on airplanes. They had to record fill-in almost cuss words to go in place of the R-rated language. They consciously tried to make the substitutions as ridiculous as possible.
They used "peas and rice" instead of the Lord's name.
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Sun Aug-12-07 01:49 AM
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55. You should check out the airplane version of "Crank", with Jason Statham. |
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It's one of the extras on the DVD. What's really neat is watching that version with its sanitized soundtrack along with the subtitles that still show the almost royal blue language, where every second word is either fuck or motherfucker or something equally unparliamentary..
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Sun Aug-12-07 02:46 AM
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56. They put the entire airplane soundtrack on the DVD? |
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I have been griping for years that the movie studios should do this.
There are lots of movies that we have to wait to watch until the kids are in bed, just because of the language.
I would LOVE to have this option become standard for DVDs.
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Sun Aug-12-07 04:47 AM
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You're right, it is pretty remarkable -- at least I've never seen it before, which is why I thought I should mention it.
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Sat Aug-11-07 07:12 PM
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32. Here in Utah, the favorite F-bomb substitutes are "flip" and "fetch." |
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I'm so flippin' mad...
I lost my fetchin' keys.
Silly and sad, I know.
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Sat Aug-11-07 07:12 PM
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In a movie I otherwise hated, Joe Dirt, the Dirt character uses "dag" soooo effectively!
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Sat Aug-11-07 07:12 PM
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33. SHOOT! PLUCK! DERN! JEEBUS! That's what I SHOULD say! |
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Sat Aug-11-07 07:40 PM
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34. Dagnabit. That and drat. |
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You can't go wrong with drat.
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Sat Aug-11-07 07:51 PM
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One of my RAs who didn't like to cuss would say this. I think it is actually worse than calling someone a son of a bitch. I also like "fudge nuggets",what the funk, bloody, and I don't give a flying Philadelphia fart.
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Sat Aug-11-07 09:08 PM
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36. "Fudge nuggets." Me gusta. Especially in vanilla ice cream. nt |
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Sat Aug-11-07 09:09 PM
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"What the frig?"
"Frigate!"
"M-f-ing stupid!"
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Sat Aug-11-07 09:11 PM
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38. I always say "son of a biscuit." Also |
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"Sugarfoot!"
"Mother Puss-Bucket!"
"Cheese and Rice!"
**I love "Johnny Dangerously", BTW. "Knock down that wall, knock down that wall...and knock down THAT fargin' wall!"
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Sat Aug-11-07 09:43 PM
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heck, darn, gosh, golly, jeez, frickin', freakin', jeepers, jeez louise, son of a gun, shiza, cheese and rice, got dandruff, some of it itches! And I use the real things, too. I've turned into quite a foul-mouthed beotch, lately. I blame Bush.
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Sun Aug-12-07 12:57 AM
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42. "got dandruff, some of it itches"!??! LOL! |
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I also use "Shi'ite Muslim!" from time to time.
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Sat Aug-11-07 10:51 PM
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41. Holy Moses was always good and "How in the Sam Hill..? |
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My mom had a good one: How in the cat hair..did..etc.
Hells bells and panther tracks...
one of my grandmothers said Holy Loving Mother a lot
i use fudge and drat a lot.
My dad's biggest baddest expletive was dad-blame.
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Sun Aug-12-07 12:57 AM
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43. I used to use Sam Hill a great deal. I don't know why I've stopped. |
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Sun Aug-12-07 08:16 AM
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62. yep. don't know who Sam Hill was, but he sure comes in handy. nt |
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45. that struck me as hilarious |
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and i have no idea why :shrug:
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Sun Aug-12-07 01:15 AM
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47. I have that effect on people. |
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Sun Aug-12-07 01:17 AM
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49. I have a variation on that: Frick-frackin' son of a beebop! |
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Verdamnt... oh wait that's an actual swear word...
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Sun Aug-12-07 02:47 AM
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57. My favorite Yosemite Samism: "Bric-a-brackin' rasafraza!" |
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Or something phonetically similar.
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if i'm really upset but can't let loose a stream of obscenity I'll go with Christ on a Crutch
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Sun Aug-12-07 07:23 AM
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61. My 5 y/o says, "Pickle fish!" |
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She came up with it on her own. That one always cracks me up! :rofl:
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Sun Aug-12-07 08:17 AM
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63. Mother of Pearl - W.C. Fields |
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bastiges!
somanabenches!
Roman Moronie: Deported to Sweden :rofl:
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Sun Aug-12-07 08:34 AM
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Horse feathers - Mom's nice phrase for horse shit Malarkey Shuckey darn and slop the chickens.
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Sun Aug-12-07 08:36 AM
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66. "jupiter coyote!" (which was the name of a bar band in Charlotte ) |
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I'm also fond of: fark, frak (think old 'Battlestar Galactica'), sheiss, and WTF?
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