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salinen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-25-04 04:49 PM
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Clinton's Penis.........
Never lied us into a resource war
Never gave his richest penis buddies a tax bonanza
Always reported for duty (not AWOL)
Has a better command of English than chimp penis
Protected the environment
Had a great VP (Gore's Penis)
Didn't care where other's penises liked to hang out (gays)
Was against both Penis Patriot Acts 1 and 2
Was respected by other world penises
And was a straight shooter



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Bonobo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-25-04 04:50 PM
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1. It once hung to the left, but started to move to the center in later life.
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lcordero Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-25-04 04:51 PM
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2. could stretch across four zip codes and hit it's intended target?
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BeyondGeography Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-25-04 04:52 PM
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3. The problem was NAFPA
The North American Free Penis Act was the beginning of the end for Clinton's Penis.
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elperromagico Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-25-04 04:55 PM
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4. Doesn't GOP mean "Grumpy Old Penis"?
Just wondering...
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beawr Donating Member (358 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-25-04 05:15 PM
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5. No, Gimpy old Penis (n/t)
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Whitacre D_WI Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-25-04 05:15 PM
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6. Just ask Bob Dole.
n/t
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lcordero Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-25-04 07:22 PM
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7. I saw your issues page on your web page and it looks like
Wisconsin is trying to corner the market on the Progressive wing of the Democratic Party:)
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LastKnight Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-25-04 07:34 PM
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8. it also
caused a significant raise in the economy... it just kept going up up up... with no sign of quitting

-LK
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CatWoman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-25-04 07:35 PM
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9. Freudian slip??
and was always a straight shooter

:D
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