So this is what "Milking a Goat" means?

[gr8dane_daddy]

I'd never cut it as a farmer!

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/20217346/

Is that how you milk a goat?
Wash. man accused of having sex with animal; he says he was milking it

Updated: 5:26 p.m. CT Aug 10, 2007
TACOMA, Wash. - A man accused of having sex with a goat was scheduled to be arraigned Friday on an animal cruelty charge. Charging papers say a witness saw 63-year-old Arthur Lawton having sex with a goat May 8 in a barn at Eatonville's Pioneer Farm Museum, where he worked.

Lawton said he was trying to milk the goat.

[Deja Q]

1. And what does the goat have to say in the matter; did it think it was animal cruelty?

And all the goat could say was "Neigh".

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Back to being seriousness, that's gross. Even at age 63, the guy has nothing better to do?!

[gr8dane_daddy]

2. That was the surprising part...

63???? Ewwwwwwwweeeeeeeeee!

[Fire Walk With Me]

3. Maybe we should legalize prostitution above a certain age or something...

[Deja Q]

4. It wasn't an ewe, it was a goat. More interestingly, how could a goat arouse him?!

I mean, when I saw a goat at the zoo, nothing happened.

Thank goodness!!!