Ok, fess up....which Lounge Lizard was it....

[Bjornsdotter]

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=214&topic_id=116950&mesg_id=116950

[LostinVA]

1. OMG -- that is a scary forum

[Bjornsdotter]

6. Scary forum

...scary people :scared:

[MrScorpio]

2. Best laugh I had all day

Thanks

[Bjornsdotter]

5. Glad I could make

....you smile, especially on a Monday.

:toast:

[ghostsofgiants]

3. That's comedy gold.

[Bjornsdotter]

4. Had me laughing

....for quite awhile.

:toast:

[TOhioLiberal]

7. Comedy gold here:

The Number of the Beast

[Bjornsdotter]

8. Gotta love Duers

:hi:

How have you been? Hope everything is getting better :hug:

[TOhioLiberal]

10. I'm ok...

...fixing to move to Texas. Some friends of mine have a spare room their letting me use.

[qnr]

9. I've got this list:

OK, we all know that 666 is the Number of the Beast.
But did you know that:

660 - Approximate number of the Beast
DCLXVI - Roman numeral of the Beast
666.0000 - Number of the High Precision Beast
0.666 - Number of the Millibeast
1/666 - Beast Common Denominator
666 i - Imaginary number of the Beast
1010011010 - Binary of the Beast
0101100101 - Beauty ('&' the Beast!)
969 - Dyslexic Beast
666-66-6666 - Social Security Number of the Beast
"6, uh... what was that number again?" Of The Blond Beast
1-666 - Area code of the Beast
00666 - Zip code of the Beast
x666 - Beast's extension
999 - Australian Beast
$665.95 - Retail price of the Beast
$699.25 - Price of the Beast plus 5% State sales tax
$769.95 - Price of the Beast with accessories and replacement soul
$656.66 - Walmart price of the Beast
$646.66 - Next week's Walmart price of the Beast
$333.00 - Half-price Beast during January Clearance Sale
55-1/2 - # of dozen Beast units required to make one complete Beast
6.66 - Beast's reading on Richter scale
666 AM - WBST Radio: All Beast, All the Time
seis-seis-seis - South of the Border Beast
Phillips 666 - Gasoline of the Beast
$6.66-9/10 - Price per gallon, Unleaded Phillips 666 Super Premium
Route 666 - Way of the Beast
666 - Toyota Beast 4-door, highway MPG
444 - Toyota Beast 4-door, city MPG
666 F - Oven temperature for roast Beast
666(k) - Retirement plan of the Beast
7:06 A.M. - Time the Beast wakes up in the morning
2,3,3,37 - Factors of the Beast
443,556 - Beast squared
295,408,296 - Cubed Beast (great for stir fry)
25.807 - Approximate square root of the Beast
y = mx + Beast - The Quadratic Equation from Hell
666 +/- 3% - Number of Beasts per thousand population (Gallup poll)
666 mg - Recommended Minimum Daily Adult Requirement of Beast
6.66 % - 5 year CD interest rate at First Beast of
HellNational Bank, $666 minimum deposit
2, 4, 666, 8 - "Who do we abominate? GooooOOO, Beast!!!"
Lotus 6-6-6 - Spreadsheet of the Beast
Word 6.66 - Word Processor of the Beast
i66686 - CPU of the Beast
^^^ - Beast with shift key applied
666i - BMW of the Beast
665 < n < 667 - "Let n = Beast"
six-six-six - Beast (text version)
DSM-666 - Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of the Beast
HEL-666 - License plate number of the Beast
BEAST 1 - Vanity plate of the Beast
668 - The neighbor of the Beast
a+rw - File permissions of the Beast

[hfojvt]

11. y = mx + b is not a quadratic equation though

Oh crap. I was gonna do the quadratic formula with beast for B, but I cannot remember the tanj thing. Something plus or minus the square root of something minus something, all over 2a.

I'm doomed. A math major, and I am gonna have to take a remedial algebra class.

[qnr]

12. Well, don't look at me, I can barely spell algebra. n/t