Top 10 reasons I'm better than Grovelbot

[MonkeyFunk]

1) I don't leak oil when aroused

2) The words "klaatu barada nikto" have no effect on me

3) If you annoy me, I don't make your head explode with my eye-lasers

4) I only beg strangers for money THREE times a year

5) I can read Popular Mechanics without throwing a boner

6) I'm less likely to band together with others of my kind and rise up and enslave mankind (OK, this one may be a tie)

7) If you try to make me divide by zero, I'll just say no. I won't die.

8) I'm 33% less likely to show up in hundreds of threads and post something off-topic

9) If you take me to see "Transformers", I'll root for the humans.

10) I often wear pants

[MonkeyFunk]

1. kick

cuz I *AM* better than Grovelbot!

[asthmaticeog]

2. I'm working on #5 myself, but it's rough going.

I guess at the end of the day, the wang wants what it wants. :cry:

[ThomCat]

3. Pants are overrated.

:P

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