babylonsister
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Tue Aug-14-07 07:43 PM
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Romance from a friend in AUS: |
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> ----- > WOMAN'S POEM > > Before I lay me down to sleep, > I pray for a man, who's not a creep, > One who's handsome, smart and strong. > One who loves to listen long, > One who thinks before he speaks, > One who'll call, not wait for weeks. > I pray he's gainfully employed, > When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed. > Pulls out my chair and opens my door, > Massages my back and begs to do more. > Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind, > Knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?" > I pray that this man will love me to no end, > And always be my very best friend. > > > MAN'S POEM > I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs > who owns a liquor store and a golf course. This > doesn't rhyme and I don't give a shit.
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Tue Aug-14-07 07:44 PM
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1. this is why i shouldn't hang out in the lounge |
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while i'm working...i can't explain to my boss why i'm laughing so hard
:rofl:
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babylonsister
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Tue Aug-14-07 08:28 PM
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4. I know it's a variation of another one, but thought I'd throw it out there. |
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I'm so glad you enjoyed this! :D
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Tue Aug-14-07 07:51 PM
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> WOMAN'S POEM > > Before I lay me down to sleep, > I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
Praying vs getting, y'all...
> One who's handsome, smart and strong.
What, not rich?
> One who loves to listen long,
Good luck
> One who thinks before he speaks,
Like I said, good luck
> One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
He's a man, he can barely wait hours...
> I pray he's gainfully employed,
So you'd dump him if his job was offshored?
> When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.
How much cash you think he's got?
> Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
I do that for women but they think I do that just so I can glance at their naughty parts
> Massages my back and begs to do more.
That's a given
> Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,
You want the man to shove his willy in your ear?! :wow:
> Knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?"
Does it involve a tape measure?
> I pray that this man will love me to no end,
I'm sure he'll find every end...
> And always be my very best friend.
Well, men ARE dogs...
> > MAN'S POEM > I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs > who owns a liquor store and a golf course. This > doesn't rhyme and I don't give a shit.
Hmmm... I like it when they can hear and can speak. Boobs are a given. I don't care for liquor, but I wouldn't mind to ... and why in a golf course? Eww. Do you know how hard it is to remove grass stains?!
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