We know what you'd sacrifice yourself for - but what would you sacrifice matcom for?

[Rabrrrrrr]

I'm thinking, at least right now, I'd sacrifice him for an ice cream cone (hopefully with sprinkles, but I'm not choosy) or a glass of lemonade.

Maybe even a spiral notebook, or a new red pen.

Oooh - or a Pez dispenser! That would so totally rock! Especially a Yoda one!

I'd totally sacrifice him for that.

That's how humane and sacrificing I am.

I deserve the Nobel, I think.




Not to say that I wouldn't feel bad or miss him, but dammit, sometimes a person has to stand up and say "I am willing to allow or cause someone else to make any sacrifice, even the ultimate, necessary!" for certain causes!

I'm tired of the apathy.

[SoxFan]

1. A decent meatball sub

Or a used Social Distortion CD, maybe

[greatauntoftriplets]

2. My kingdom for a matcom!!!

Nothing less.

Wait....I don't have a kingdom.

:shrug:

[Rabrrrrrr]

3. Maybe you could sacrifice him for a box of day old burritos? Or one of those plastic

thingies that fit in 45s so you can play them on LP turntables?

[lizziegrace]

4. A Klondike bar

:)

[rug]

5. Butterless toast.

[Fire Walk With Me]

6. Belly button lint. Or even the empty promise of belly button lint.

[Shakespeare]

7. A dinner at Olive Garden or a pair of capris!

:P

[KitchenWitch]

8. I would sacrifice matcom for a Pronto Pup.

And no, it is not a corn dog, it is a Pronto Pup. I believe the batter is wheat flour based and not corn meal based.

[wildhorses]

9. ~

:rofl:

[Midlodemocrat]

10. Pretty much anything. I have to look out for my BFF.

[bridgit]

11. red plastic pedal pushers...

[KitchenWitch]

13. but not the black plastic halter top?

[bridgit]

15. well gee whiz, KW, despite public opinion...

even i have standards criminy!! :wow: :rofl:

[KitchenWitch]

16. standards, schmandards

Next you are going to tell me you have scruples too!

:rofl:

[bridgit]

18. scruples, schmooples...

just leave the money on the dresser, sailor O8)

[DS1]

12. His job

I'd kill him, bury his body under the fence I'd be letting Remy piss on. Save for the switch from scotch to martinis, Mrs. Matcom wouldn't know the difference. I suppose I'd have to take up smoking menthol cigs. Oh well. I'll learn to talk about tacos a lot, that and hit up TeenMidlo frequently.

Learning to ride a scooter might be a pain, not for my sense of balance, but for my ego.

[Midlodemocrat]

14. Just so you know, TM isn't big on facial hair.

[DS1]

17. I didn't want to think you were her pimp

but that proves it.

Yuck

shit



wait





Yo! TeenMidlo. Don't you hate all these people callin you Teen this and Teen that? Baby, you're Woman to me. C'mere, woman. Let me show you what makes a woman a real woman.

[Midlodemocrat]

19. *ahem* She's a baby.

Trust me. She still uses a night light. Series.

[DS1]

20. That's okay

I still use a blacklight before each visit


:hide:

[Midlodemocrat]

21. I'm telling on you. And unlike your pevy friend, there are

TWO people on DU I can tattle to about your behavior.

So. There.

[Adsos Letter]

22. Ham sandwich...

...and a glass of cold milk.

[philosophie_en_rose]

23. Some authentic English lemon curd.

Made with real butter and not margarine.

I'm too lazy to make it and can't find anything but margarine-lemon swill.

The horror!

[MissMillie]

24. a pair of capri pants

(just kidding matcom... I'm too short to wear capris)

[Phentex]

25. NOTHING! Not money nor gold!....

Where else would I get my news? :shrug:

[sarge43]

26. And a nice chianti n/t