DS1 helped retouch a photo of Haruka -- what do you think?

[LostinVA]

Should I enter it in a pageant?

[Critters2]

1. OMG!!

That's really all I can think to say...OMG! :wow:

[flvegan]

2. I'm disappointed.

No nipples?

[LostinVA]

9. Sorry -- no nipples

Even though DS1 is responsible for the photoshop.

[Fire Walk With Me]

3. lol

Ooh, baby!

[supernova]

4. Gah! That's disturbing!

:D

Looks too much like that BBC America doc recently about men and their "dolls."

Haruka's too pretty for that! :D

[Guava Jelly]

5. I don't like the rattle..it covers up certain things

:hide: :silly:

[LostinVA]

13. I would've definitely thought flvegan would be the one saying that

[Guava Jelly]

18. tis my weakness as well

I do loves me some hoo haas :evilgrin:

[LostinVA]

19. It's one of my weaknesses, too

[LeftyMom]

23. Boobies are not the kryptonite to his superman.

Close, but the real answer is, erm, a bit more specific.

[LostinVA]

25. Nipples?

[LeftyMom]

26. You didn't hear it from me.

;)

[LeftyMom]

6. She looks like a Bratz doll.

Eew.

[DS1]

8. No way

Bratz dolls don't have tits that big


:hide:

[LostinVA]

11. You can say that again

[DS1]

12. I said

Bratz dolls don't have tits against Haruka!

:rofl:

[Starbucks Anarchist]

7. Hachi machi.

[SOteric]

10. Zoiks! That looks like Michael Jackson with

tits and tats!

[ruiner4u]

15. BWAHAHAHAH!!!!

[LostinVA]

16. OMFG!

You're right!

[Fire Walk With Me]

17. Ever see Michael and Janet Jackson in the same place at the same time?

Where it can't be explained by special effects, such as in a video?

:scared:

[ruiner4u]

24. i think your on to something......

:yoiks:

[volstork]

56. I always thought Michael and LaToya

were the same person


<a href="http://tinypic.com" target="_blank"><img src="" border="0" alt="Image and video hosting by TinyPic"></a>

[Fire Walk With Me]

57. We all may be right!

fear

[LostinVA]

61. I've often thought that, too

[DS1]

58. babe

I think you nailed it :9

[deucemagnet]

14. Is it wrong that I'm slightly turned on by that?

[LostinVA]

22. Probably, but at least you're honest

[DS1]

27. Yes

[Midlodemocrat]

20. OMG! He is the 'shop KING!!!!

[LostinVA]

21. I provided the inspiration

He provided all of the talent.

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

28. No offense but that scares me worse than clowns

:scared:

[bicentennial_baby]

29. Word

:scared:

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

30. I prefer DS1's work on Josh Strength's nipples - but that was long ago

Yo D - do you still have that?

[bicentennial_baby]

35. I kinda miss Josh Strength...

Puny Liberals and all that :D

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

37. JOSH SMASH!!!!

[DS1]

40. The sad part is

that after 2 minutes of looking, it was quicker to make a new one

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

41. WOOOOFUCKINGHOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

You fucking rock man!

[DS1]

43. I'll take this opportunity to ask

Who's that in your sig?

and

How's Cassandra doing?

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

45. Cassandra rocks - she's taking karate lessons and volunteering on a large

sailing ship (I am sailing too but she can kick my ass with the karate). Here's where we volunteer: http://www.southstseaport.org/street/pioneer.shtm

My sig line is Alan Shearer an english football player with the highest number of goals in the Premiership and a Newcastle United homegrown hero.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alan_Shearer

[DS1]

51. That's awesome

Classic ships are a great thing, volunteering is good, and a deadly Cassandra is an even sexier Cassandra!

:thumbsup: for all three

And we have a bunch of those ships up here in Northshore Mass.

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

52. Sweet - what are you up to?

These days?

[Midlodemocrat]

53. 'shopping. And that's not always a good thing. Ask LaraMN.

:scared:

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

54. I'm scared

!

[DS1]

55. I'm the village idiot

oooharh! oooarh!

[LostinVA]

77. But you're our favorite village idiot

[DS1]

31. You can be next!

:D :D :D :bounce: :D :D :D

It's Doll a DUer up like a Heartland Pedo Beauty Pageant Night! w00t!

[Katina]

32. I'll think she'll go medieval

on DS1's ass for that! :spank:

I'm assuming that DS1 has to be a friend....for now anyway. :evilgrin:

[LostinVA]

34. Nah, she thinks it's hilarious

[Katina]

38. I figured that

I was joking about her reaction. Going "medieval" sounded better than going "pirate" :hi:

[DS1]

42. Excellent

Most glad to hear that

Hi Haruka! :hi:

[LostinVA]

62. She gives a hello back

We were laughing so hard at this last night we disgusted Punkers (the cat, who was lounging on top of packed boxes).

EXCELLENT DS1 work. An instant classic.

[DU GrovelBot]

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[LostinVA]

36. Grovelbot, you don't have to be scared

[Midlodemocrat]

46. For his own sake, he probably should be.

[HughBeaumont]

59. I DID donate, scat felcher. Where's my goddamned sticky credits?

:P

[JVS]

39. I can finally look at her now! Good job DS1!

;-)

[mentalsolstice]

44. NO! BIG NO!

The original picture is/was beautiful on it's own merits! I, myself, loves the original. What's the prize? Is Haruka comfortable with pimping herself out for a big sum of money? Have you watched "Indecent Proposal"? We've had this conversation in our relationship...and it has always come down to what I was comfortable with...yet to be determined.

[DS1]

47. This will explain things for you

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x6831420

It's "inspired"

[Midlodemocrat]

50. Not just inspired. Sheer brilliance.

Kudos. :thumbsup:

[LostinVA]

65. We were watching a marathon of "Dog: Bounty Hunter," and I turned to Haruka

"I wonder if DS1 could put 'doll's eyes' on that photo of you on the Freepmobile?"

The rest is DS1 Photohop History.

[LostinVA]

63. Hehehehhehehhehehhe

How are you doing?

[GoddessOfGuinness]

48. ...

:spray:

[Gormy Cuss]

49. DS1 in a heap o' trouble

Gniles is so gonna kick his ass.

[LostinVA]

66. Gniles was so shocked he had to go huff some spackle

I haven't seen him since.

[HughBeaumont]

60. If I woke up to that . . .

. . . I'd wet the bed.

That looks like something out of a Chris Cunningham video.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Az_7U0-cK0

[Drum]

64. I still prefer the original...she's unretouchable!

:D

[Bassic]

67. Well, that's

somthing else?

[LostinVA]

68. I think I'm making our Christmas cards out of that photo

[Bassic]

69. lol

For a healthy dose of :wft:

:D

[LostinVA]

70. hehehehehhehehhe

I may have to send you one!

[Bassic]

71. I think I'd frame it.

:P

[LostinVA]

72. If I do it, I promise you'll get one

[Bassic]

74. Excellent

:D

[Deep13]

73. **snarf!!**

:spray:

[Deep13]

75. I really hate how fake some people are.

:evilfrown:

[LostinVA]

76. I HAVE told her she uses way too much makeup

hehehehehe