struggle4progress
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Tue Aug-14-07 10:34 PM
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What should one do for a dear friend who had to shake *'s hand? |
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Unfortunately, she absolutely couldn't get out of it, given the context ... much as it made her want to :puke:
Worse ... the photos are now easily available
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Tue Aug-14-07 10:36 PM
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1. Give them a strong degreaser. Industrial strength. |
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Hose them down if necessary. One degree of separation isn't enough. You may have to seal her with an acrylic polymer, just to make certain.
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Tue Aug-14-07 10:37 PM
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2. She needs to soak the hand in bleach. |
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Sorry, but it is the only way. :-(
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struggle4progress
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Tue Aug-14-07 11:06 PM
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11. Prettttty sure she's done that already |
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Tue Aug-14-07 10:38 PM
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And if thy right hand offend thee, cut it off, and cast it from thee: for it is profitable for thee that one of thy members should perish, and not that thy whole body should be cast into hell.
;)
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Tue Aug-14-07 10:39 PM
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:rofl:
Were you a fundie in a past life?
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LeftyMom
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Tue Aug-14-07 10:45 PM
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8. Since when do fundies read the bible? |
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:rofl:
I religion shopped for a while when I was younger, so I actually read the darn thing, even the begats (which reminded me of the days my grandmother would get the photo album out to show me cousins I had no clue I had.)
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struggle4progress
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Tue Aug-14-07 10:56 PM
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10. Whoa, dudette! Ain't that being a bit harsh? |
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Tue Aug-14-07 10:38 PM
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4. If thy hand offendeth thee, cut it off. |
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Words to live by. Series.
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Tue Aug-14-07 10:41 PM
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6. What would make that mandatory? |
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Damn the circumstances. I'd absolutely refuse.
If teevee cameras or something were there — well, even better.
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Tue Aug-14-07 10:45 PM
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Tue Aug-14-07 10:54 PM
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9. I don't think I could explain without enabling people to dig up the photo |
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It's not always about one's personal feelings
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Tue Aug-14-07 11:16 PM
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12. That hand has touched greasy, booze-soaked evil. |
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Beware, for it may rebel against her someday.
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Tue Aug-14-07 11:25 PM
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Tue Aug-14-07 11:25 PM
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14. I'd think just washing thoroughly would remove the taint from her skin |
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The taint on her soul can only be removed through the judicious use of a solution of ethanol and monosaccharides...IOW get a bottle of 100-proof rum and kill it with her.
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Tue Aug-14-07 11:30 PM
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It's not like the stupid rubbed off on her or anything.
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Tue Aug-14-07 11:49 PM
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16. Boil water and lots of it! |
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Tue Aug-14-07 11:59 PM
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17. Help her prepare for the next time with one of these: |
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Wed Aug-15-07 12:00 AM
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18. Rent "The Andromeda Strain" for some ideas. |
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Wed Aug-15-07 08:34 AM
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19. Amputation is the only way to get rid of the stench |
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Wed Aug-15-07 08:45 AM
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20. I can't think of a context where I'd be able to touch that piece of shit. |
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No offense intended to your friend, of course. I just don't think I could make the muscles in my arm move toward that thing.
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Wed Aug-15-07 08:48 AM
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21. shoulda spat in his face |
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