Gave my notice this morning. I retire at the end of the year.

[ohiosmith]

:bounce:

[Tyler Durden]

1. I hate you.

Creep.

[ohiosmith]

3. I love you.

[MrCoffee]

2. quitter.

:toast:

[ohiosmith]

5. You ain't wrong brother.

:toast:

[MrCoffee]

9. you need to get some of those AWESOME "I'm retired" t-shirts...

they're so classy. you'll be the envy of all the old boys at the bait shop while you sit and remember how much better it was before Truman ruined the country and the damn hippy Beatles killed Glen Miller.

[ohiosmith]

11. I usually wear this at the bait shop:

[MrCoffee]

17. no wonder they make you sit out back with the tire pile.

[ohiosmith]

21. The best shit is out by that pile. And it's free for the taking if Bob ain't looking.

[BOSSHOG]

36. Good one in the quarter

I'm retired but I'm a part time pain in the ass.

[underpants]

4. Retire?

Where?

Down my pants?

[ohiosmith]

6. You wish.

:rofl:

[cobalt1999]

7. You lucky bastard!

Nine more years to go for me before I'm out on my sailboat. Nine LONG years. Ugh!

[ohiosmith]

8. It'll seem like

18.
:rofl:

[asthmaticeog]

10. AWESOME!

So you'll have a lot more time to post on DU, then!

[ohiosmith]

13. Yep. Unfortunately for yous guys.

[AlCzervik]

12. are you actually going to retire or will you start a different career?

My Dad has retired twice and it never stuck.

[AwakeAtLast]

15. Sounds exactly like my Dad.

At 68 I have yet to see him actually "retire".

Then again, as long as he's happy, then I'm happy, too!

:hi:

[ohiosmith]

16. This will be the second time around. Tried it 10 years ago. Hopefully I'll never have to work

again.

[AlCzervik]

26. Congratulations and enjoy it.

[JVS]

14. Wait, you actually do something?

:spray:

[ohiosmith]

18. Shhhh!

fucker!
:rofl:

[AwakeAtLast]

19. Congratulations!

You're well on your way to Wal-Mart greeter! :P


:hide:

[ohiosmith]

22. Getting fitted for the vest this weekend.

[AwakeAtLast]

28. LOL!

I hope blue is your color! :D

[lizziegrace]

20. I'm jealous

but I'll get over it...someday...


Congratulations!! :bounce:

[ohiosmith]

25. Thanks lizziegrace.

:hi:

[Midlodemocrat]

23. Wait! Does this mean I have to pay for the Chicken Pot Pie?

:cry:

Congrats!!!!!

[ohiosmith]

27. We'll go halvies. Is there an aluminum can redemption center near

Cracker Barrel?

[Midlodemocrat]

29. Pfft. It's snobby down here. Haven't you heard?

How will you spend your retirement? I don't think I will ever retire, so I'm living vicariously.

[ohiosmith]

31. First four months, an around the world cruise. After, collecting cans to pay for the cruise.

[Parche]

24. Retire

Retire means you actually worked all of those years..................Congratulations anyway!!
:rofl: :rofl: :hi:

This ones for you.....

[ohiosmith]

30. Work!

Cheers
:toast:

[Tyler Durden]

32. Maynard G. Krebs, and I STILL hate you.

We got a big setback thanks to the neighbors reporting us to animal control. We have to move.

Fuckers. It had nothing to do with the dogs. They just wanted an excuse to fuck with us.

We call them "Cartman and the Evil Judi Tenuda."

[DU GrovelBot]

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34. See Even GrovelBot Wishes You Happy Retirement

:rofl: :hi:

[applegrove]

35. Congrats!

[Fire Walk With Me]

37. Never give up.

I mean, "Congratulations!"