Grovelbot has a rudimentary penis.

[Vektor]

Check it out:

[HiFructosePronSyrup]

1. That's his clitoris.

You heard me right.

[Vektor]

4. Hmmmm....

It's rather sizey.

[HiFructosePronSyrup]

5. Well, he is 19 feet tall.

The picture doesn't do him justice.

[Vektor]

6. Whoa.

That's a foot long "Delores" then.

[HiFructosePronSyrup]

7. You should see the retractable testicles.

They could take out a city block, yo.

[Vektor]

9. I heard that he had some trouble a while back...

He apparently got one of those spam emails offering products to "enlarge your testicles" but sadly, the one offering the elixir to enlarge his SCROTUM got caught by the spam filter, and he never saw it.

So, he took one without the other, and the results were nearly catastrophic.

[XemaSab]

2. Hey Vektor,

what's the haps?

Long time no see...

[Vektor]

3. Hey you!!

I moved down to the bay area.

I'm an official RN and stuff now!

What's up with you?

[XemaSab]

8. Lost my job in Santa Barbara a couple weeks ago

so I am visiting my mom in lovely Redding. :P

[Vektor]

10. WTF?

I'm sorry to hear that. I didn't know you had even gone down there.

[XemaSab]

11. Eh, losing my job was lame

I will, of course, look for another job down there. :D

[Vektor]

12. Good luck in the search...

Though I'm sorry to hear about the loss.

[XemaSab]

13. Eh, it's alright.

Thanks for the good wishes and I hope things are good with you! :hi:

[Neshanic]

14. There was a song "Detachable Penis".

[Vektor]

18. Ah yes...King Missile.

A lovely ditty, indeed.

I wonder if Grovelbot's is detachable?

[Canuckistanian]

15. Actually, it's a vestigial penis

A remnant of the much larger johnson of Grovelbot's predecessors.

[Fire Walk With Me]

16. Grovelbot is a hermaphrodite?

[Vektor]

19. Is that right?

I wonder why the Grovelbots of today have de-volved? Lack of use? Misuse? Hmmm.

[Adsos Letter]

17. Well...I suppose it beats a "rude" penis...

:D

[Vektor]

20. That it does...

Though I'd be interested in knowing what constitutes a "rude penis" vs a "polite penis". :-)

[Adsos Letter]

22. A rude penis would be one that makes inappropriate...

...or lewd comments to females waiting in line at the grocery...just an example...

:hide:

[MissMillie]

21. heh heh

you said "penis"

[billyskank]

23. Silly

That's where his pod bay doors close.