CAPTION--Do NOT look behind the curtain

[underpants]

[GOPisEvil]

1. Do you people ever get the feeling you're being watched?

[FunBobbyMucha]

2. "Now that I have been uplinked into Cyberdyne,

I have no use for my flesh and blood husk! I am CheneyVirus! Worship me or die!"

[skip fox]

3. "I still maintain that Saddam had plenty of 'em. Listen:

We can't find them because he hid 'em so well. If he wouldn't have had 'em, he wouldn't have hid 'em so well. It's been almost a year now, which means Saddam REALLY put a great price on hiding them so they couldn't be found. Why else would he do this unless they were massive and horrendous stockpiles and programs, etc. Therefore, we had a moral imperative to invade. The world should be proud. We saved it once more! Got it?"

[blondeatlast]

4. That is terribly disturbing--does his mouth ever change positions?

[cosmicdot]

5. Aus irgendeinem Grund möchte ich auf Deutsch sprechen.

Ich bin der CEO der Welt. Respektieren Sie meine Berechtigung.