CAPTION the almost lifelike

[underpants]

[GOPisEvil]

1. I'll show you conflict of interest, funny man!!!

[Richardo]

2. Just $1000 can replace the faulty servo on the left side of my mouth

Please give!

[GOPisEvil]

3. pffft!

Nice one! :thumbsup:

[arwalden]

6. Madame Tussaud's? Westworld?

This photo can't be real!
http://www.madame-tussauds.co.uk/

[Bertha Venation]

7. Madame Trousseau?...

Are you thinking of the London wax museum (Tussaud's), or what Dickless might be wearing under the trench coat? ;)

I like Madame Trousseau... <chuckle>

[arwalden]

9. How Silly Of Me... Yes, That's Who I Meant.

Thanks. I'll correct it.

SNARF!

-- Allen

[Bertha Venation]

10. I can't snarf...

my head is filled with pudding.

I still like "Madame Trousseau." :)

[FunBobbyMucha]

4. Yes, the book jacket photo is superb, Mr. Cheney...

...we just can't figure out which font is appropriate for the front cover. "Confessions of a cocksuckin' lyin' evil-as-Goldfinger Megalomaniac" is an awfully long table. Lithos bold?

[Bertha Venation]

5. I guess if you try to look like a piece of stone,

the artist who carves your bust has an easier time of it. :shrug:

[sonias]

8. Super Sucker

Here is a picture of Cheney just a short century ago before he started his greedy feeding on the blood of this county.



Ha and you thought that pacemaker was installed to help his heart. It's really is a device to give him regular doses of plasma to keep him alive.

Sonia

[skip fox]

11. Cheney is thinking: "So. They say deep-throat brought down a

president. I've got such goods on the little dickless wonder, that the even the Republicans will demand a public burning. Then I'll be a shoe-in come Nov. and we won't have to manipulate the little manikin any more. Now if only that Post reporter would show up we could get this started. Hot damn!"

(Caption in honor of my father's trouble-free sleep last night. For anyone who cares, I just travelled up to NC when we thought he had less than a day or two to live. But he rallied and now he could have weeks. I'm headed back to Louisiana as soon as the ice melts, unless his condition deteriorates today. Thanks to all who have sent me their sympathies and condolences. It really means a lot.)

[underpants]

13. +

Good to see you back and good luck to your father.

[Drifter]

12. Now THATS scarey ....

They should call you Sponge Bob Scarey Pants

(mustering up my best Patrick voice)


Cheers
Drifter

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

14. A sub-zero hero.

[chemenger]

15. He looks like he's wearing a monk's robe.

Maybe he's joined Opus Dei.

[cosmicdot]

16. "This is Dick Cheney reporting for Illuminati Network News, Davos, Switz."

I would invoke Uncle Fester, but I like Uncle Fester, and Dick, you're no Uncle Fester.




Weekend Captioning:

Caption this: Busted!
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=105&topic_id=682410

Caption the lovebirds -- Jr. getting some lovin'
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=105&topic_id=682856

Caption: The giant sucking sound
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=105&topic_id=682863

"America just wants to be friends" who CAPTION
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=105&topic_id=681478

the Busted in Davos CAPTIONs
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=105&topic_id=681487

[SpaceCatMeetsMars]

17. No caption but

could this evil f*cker possibly look any crazier? Those stupid media whores have some nerve manufacturing stories about ANY Democrat looking crazy while Bush and Cheney are around!

They top everybody in LOOKING out of control and ACTING out of control.

[afraid_of_the_dark]

18. Heh Heh... I am Cornholio...

I need tee pee for my bunghole! Or c-notes... whatever.

[m-jean03]

19. Dr Coldheart is always chilly for he feels no human emotions

But he looks forward to a nice long retirement in the place where it's always nice and toasty...