Ok, time for true confessions...

[Archae]

What's the stupidest thing you did when drunk or stoned?


With me, I got shitfaced on peppermint schnapps, and spent the entire next day praying to Jesus in the porcelain altar. ;-)

[EFerrari]

1. I dropped and went to a Woody Allen film festival -- forgetting

that I'd have to drive home. :crazy:

[LaraMN]

2. I'm sure the "what" would be a "who."

:rofl:

[EFerrari]

5. LOL! Stay on topic!

:rofl:

[JTG of the PRB]

3. Got TOTALLY wasted on raspberry vodka...

I was at home with a few friends so it was okay, but when it was time to go to bed I couldn't stand up, and I had to cling to my bed for dear life because the room was spinning so fast, I was convinced I was going to fly off into space.

To this day, I can't even SMELL raspberry vodka without almost throwing up.

[Archae]

4. Raspberry vodka?

Vodka with raspberry flavoring, or vodka made from raspberries?
Never heard of it.

[JTG of the PRB]

8. Vodka with raspberry flavoring.

I think it was Smirnoff, but I'm not positive.

Anyway, we mixed it with Sprite at first and OH.MY.GOD. it was good. Then, we started taking straight shots... And after that, the evening becomes a little fuzzy.

[WindRavenX]

12. yes, raspberry vodka is the stuff of the devil..it reminds me of Frosh and Soph year

To this day, I cannot stand the taste or smell of it. Now I drink Stoli oranje :)

[Viva_La_Revolution]

6. I know it involved a lot of Jergermister...

but the details are totally fuzzy...

[The Straight Story]

7. Had my first drink at 18, didn't drink again until I was 39, anywho...

I was at friend's graduation party two doors down. My mom and dad were there and I asked if I could try this 'beer thing' they said sure as it was a short walk home.

I drank 8 of em and was stumbling into the bushes and trying to teach people calculus.

When I got home mom and dad were in bed reading. They smiled at me and chuckled a bit "Your gonna feel real good tomorrow!" and I went to bed.

Thing about it is - I did feel great the next day. So, feeling adventurous when my best friend came over we went to an asian market and bought things we never tried before.

Eel in a can. Never, ever, again :)

[WindRavenX]

9. hmm

My friends and I had been smoking all day, then did shrooms. Then we were headed off to a party...and ran for 2 straight blocks to make the bus.

Nearly felt my heart explode.

[begin_within]

10. Ran in to a parked car when riding my bike

Oh wait... I was totally sober when that happened. But one time, when riding my bike home from a party, I fell head first off my bike - the front wheel of my bike went down into a sewer grate and the bike instantly froze, and I went flying off and hit my forehead on the street. I got up, pulled the bike out, and rode home and flopped into bed, not even realizing my forehead was bleeding. The next morning my roommate said, "You better see a doctor about that" and I washed it off, and just went to work. When I got to work they said, "What happened to you?" and I told them, and they sent me to the ER of a hospital. All they did there was keep pouring peroxide on it and rubbing it. Nothing I couldn't have done myself at home. I still have a scar there, but fortunately my hair covers it.

[Guava Jelly]

11. drove a car

It wasn't good

[LibraLiz1973]

13. Got into a fight with my boyfriend

and went into the bedroom of the guys house we were in- I went to climb out the (first floor) window so that I could leave quietly and ended up falling out the window on my face.
The dickhead boyfriend had walked into the yard and was hooking up with some skank by the garage- so he saw me fall out. when he saw me he started yelling "Liz just tried to kill herself".

Everyone got all dramatic and started freaking out, wanting to hug me and "talk it out". The girl who had gone into the bedroom with me to leave
was telling everyone that my BF was full of shit & that we were leaving but everyone wanted it to be real dramatic so people
started screaming at my BF telling him he sucked and 2 guys attacked him and threw him out. It was so lame.
Meanwhile I was drunk as shit & was starting to realize I needed to throw up. The evening went downhill from there.

Ugh, so annoying.


Ah, the teenage years.......

[Catshrink]

14. Hmmm... called Jimmy Michael

or did I call Michael Jimmy? It was a loooonnnnnng time ago -- but it wasn't a good time to be mixing up names, if you know what I mean.

[Oeditpus Rex]

15. This is gonna take a few paragraphs

We used to go to minor league ball games (we were the Bleacher Creatures) and often after a Friday night home game we'd party at a house where three or four of the Creatures lived, like a co-op house. Sometimes some of the ballplayers would come over, too. I called the place Metal City Madhouse.

One night we had a major blowout — I was surprised the cops didn't come. Sometime amid the chaos, a woman whose boyfriend lived there told me she was taking my keys in case I got any ideas about driving home. I liked the idea at the time, but long about 3 a.m. when I was reasonably sober and really wanted to go home, everyone was asleep and bedroom doors were locked. Not only that, but my jacket was in their bedroom along with my keys, and it was getting cold.

I guess I slept on the sofa for maybe half an hour, but mostly I just tried to keep from freezing. The furnace finally kicked on around 5 a.m., and I was crouched on the floor next to it, rubbing my hands together, when one of the guys got up to get ready for work.

"What are you doing?" he asked me.

"Trying to get warm."

"I thought you were praying!"

[Catshrink]

16. I have a sports story, too

A friend and I had a few brews then went to a Seahawks game at the old Kingdome. We'd stopped at a toy store along the way and bought some stuff, including a bottle of soap bubbles. We ended up getting asked to leave because we kept blowing bubbles in the stands and giggling. My friend kept say "this is boring. I hate football." They were his dad's tickets and he felt obligated to go for at least a quarter. I don't think we lasted that long.

Then we ended up at a bar -- the music sounded really cool from the street so we went in. It was a gay bar. I had no idea that there were gay bars. So I drank more beer, then took a cab home.

[cobalt1999]

22. Okay another sports story

1982, Gator Bowl, Florida - Georgia football game or as it is usually known "The Worlds Largest Outdoor Cocktail Party".

Drinking heavily all day before the game and smuggled in a bottle of bourbon too. Well, Hershel Walker ran all over my Gators that night winning 44-0. Unfortunately, there was a HUGE (6'5" at least and over 300lbs) Georgia fan in front of us. After every touchdown, he'd turn around and point his finger in our faces and "bark".

At one point late in the 4th quarter as Georgia is about to score yet again, I slur to my buddy "If that guy sticks his finger in my face again, I'm going to punch him". Sure enough, Walker goes over the middle for a touchdown, the guy turns around and before he can get out a single syllable, I punch him as hard as could in the face.

After that it was sort of a blur because he proceeded to kick the shit out of me until everyone jumped in and stopped the pummeling. Odd thing was, the next day, my fist was the sorest part of my body. :shrug:

[Haole Girl]

17. Followed some guys I didn't know to a party..

...I wasn't driving, but drunk (yeah, vodka).
Nearly didn't make it out of that house alive...
we were 17 and stupid. I don't drink Vodka anymore.

[ruiner4u]

18. Found out that I should stop after 3 Long Island ice tea's...

........very bad night............. :)

[Ptah]

19. Tried to stop a Ford LTD with my motorcycle.

ow.

[FloridaJudy]

20. Bid $400 for an antique samovar on eBay

When I had only $402 dollars in the bank. I didn't win it, thank gods.

[ThingsGottaChange]

21. This is gonna be a good one!

I was about 16-17 and got way, way, way too stoned one night. My sister and I and our current boyfriends at the time, were cruising around town smoking our heads off. I knew I was not in very good shape and all I kept saying to myself was, "I have to get home and get to bed" over and over.

So, in that condition, with that "gotta get to bed" thing playing over and over in my head, I walked into my parents house, took off my jacket by the door and started to get undressed to "get to bed". I did catch myself before I had my jeans off and remember muttering something totally assinine about how tired I was and wanted to get to bed.

My mom was just sitting at the dining room table looking at me like I was completely insane, which I was at the time. I don't think she was too terribly surprised, though.

Ah, youth & drugs...

[MrScorpio]

23. Forgot how to walk

Korean Soju will rock your world

[Adsos Letter]

24. When I was stationed in Germany in the mid-70's...

...I "borrowed" a jeep from the motor pool...

Things kinda' went downhill from there...


:D

[bridgit]

25. click into this thread...

:woohoo:

[billyskank]

26. Very drunk one night with two friends at university

we decided that it would be great fun to go trespassing on a construction site. Anyway, security called the cops who turned up while I was standing atop the cab of an earth mover, urinating into its bucket.

When the cops asked what I was doing, I answered "physics."

[lost-in-nj]

27. ....

:rofl: :rofl:

Perfect....

Mine involved Blackberry brandy :puke: :puke:
being in the woods with my then boyfriend
screaming, cops came, excuses made.....

think we made their day
they didn't arrest us and let him drive home drunk!!!!


I think I might be able to add to this thread soon ....


:)


lost

[billyskank]

28. .

:)

[DemocratSinceBirth]

29. I Did So Many Stupid Things When Getting Stoned Or Trying To Get Stoned

Some funny...Some poignant...

One time we were at a party and my friends mixed up four ounces of juice, four ounces of grenadine, and six ounces of vodka...It was an awful mix.... My friends said "nobody will drink this shit" I drank it one slug...

My teenage goal was always to drink a case of beer... I had friends who could drink a case, a case and a half... I passed out at twenty...Who knew about alchoholic poisoning?


One time we were wasted at a party and I saw the girl I was in love with making out with another guy in the back of a car...



I'm glad I got all that out of my system when I was a teenager...

[malta blue]

30. I climbed out of a 4th floor window and stood on

a rooftop yelling hi at some friends down below...wow mix 17 years of age and LSD together and you get one STUPID girl!:scared:

[DemocratSinceBirth]

31. I Did Blotter Acid Twice And All It Did Was Keep Me Awake

Give me some good old pot...

[malta blue]

32. That's pretty much how I feel now that I realize the

stupidity of my youth. It's a miracle I survived my freshman year at college...no wonder I needed to take a year off after that.:rofl:

[DemocratSinceBirth]

34. I Should Add These Events Occurred When I Was In High School

I still have friends that get wasted every weekend...


I did ninety five percent of my "experimenting" before I ever got to college...

[malta blue]

37. I see...I went to college at 16 and spent the time before

that at an all-girls boarding school where I was too chicken to do anything to risk my enrollment.

I still have friends who get wasted too. I feel WAY to old to do that - and I just don't enjoy it anyway. It is a rare occasion for me to actually be drunk these days.

[DemocratSinceBirth]

38. I Haven't Been Drunk Since 1990...High Since 1993

But if someone lit a joint in front of me I'd probably take a toke...

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[taterguy]

35. The dreaded blurting out the wrong name with a potential partner

And yes, I blurted out her sister's name. Needless to say I didn't get any that night, or ever again from that person.

[lost-in-nj]

40. heh

How about after a few beers you have a small fight with your boyfriend and then go looking for him 15 minutes later
and find him in the back seat if his car WITH your sister.......


he never got anymore either!!!!!

:rofl: :rofl:

lost

[blockhead]

36. after a night of drinking,

we got back to the hotel and we couldn't get into our room. So we went down to the front desk and told them our key wouldn't work. She looked at our key and told us it wouldn't work because we were staying in the hotel next door.

[outofbounds]

39. Ok I'll play

Wow I guess I’m bad.
I got drunk at a party across town, Nashville Tn. I had a lot of something Canadian. It was about 12am and I @ 17 needed to go. I drove 15 miles like a champ, dropped some one I didn’t know off at her place. I then proceeded to drive 10 miles to my folks place.

I made it the apartment complex right next door to mine. The 76 Trans Am was on auto pilot and doing well until now. Thinking I was in my apartment complex making the turns I should have been making there, I drove off a 30’ cliff/very steep hill. The car wedged in the ditch at the bottom and was stuck. Knowing that I could still fix this I tried to back the car up to no avail. I got out of it and stumbled over to someone’s door and asked if they had a chain. Its now 3 am but time was a non issue so to speak. I was awake so the rest of the world should have been too.

The kind gentleman said he would call a cab fro me and I thanked him and started walking to my apartment complex through a small forest about 1000 feet wide.
When the police showed up I was somewhat surprised feeling the sudden urge to vomit on his pant leg. He wasn’t very appreciative of my last move and introduced my to handcuffs and the back of a police cruiser. I was kind of nice, the Plexiglas kept my next regurgitation from landing on his front seat so it landed on me. Nice.

It was interesting watching the wrecker pull the car from the bottom of that ditch and I was fortunate to have stomped on the brakes so there was very little damage to the car.
Four cop cars and a wrecker with my cruising mobile pulled into the right apartment complex with lights blaring and proceeded to release my to my fathers custody along with 4 tickets and a healthy tow bill.

No one was hurt I did not damage to the car and the only damage I did to the hill/ cliff was 2 skid marks all the way down it. The next day I raked leaves for about 3 hrs. To the smart kids in school I was an idiot. To the crowd I hung around I was a hero. Funny how that works out isn’t it?
:evilfrown: