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Phentex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-18-07 03:30 PM
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I slept with Grovelbot last night!
When I woke up, he was gone. Left me with a metallic taste in my mouth and a few stickies in inappropriate places.

And here he is today like nothing ever happened...promoting his "Big Board" and handing out stickies to anyone who will pay.

I feel used.

I hate robots.
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-18-07 03:31 PM
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1. I'm bigger, nor am I nearly so rude!
:hug:
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Phentex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-18-07 03:32 PM
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3. I can always count on you!
:headbang:
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billyskank Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-18-07 03:32 PM
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2. Did he open his pod bay doors for you?
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Phentex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-18-07 03:43 PM
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6. What did he say about me?
How did you know about that?
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Guava Jelly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-18-07 03:38 PM
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4. ..
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Phentex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-18-07 03:41 PM
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5. I CANNOT believe I fell for the "just rub W-D40 trick" !!
I hope his bolts fall off! :grr:
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Guava Jelly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-18-07 03:47 PM
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7. He is quite the playah that grovelbot
:eyes:
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Ghost in the Machine Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-18-07 05:04 PM
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8. you did *what* with my man??
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Phentex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-18-07 05:07 PM
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9. He said it was a FUN raiser...
He also said NewWaveChick was "just a friend"...
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Ghost in the Machine Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-18-07 06:43 PM
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12. I was framed!
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lost-in-nj Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-18-07 05:12 PM
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10. Hmpf
he gave me a hug in my hug thread and said he would
be back

he said I knew how to push his buttons and recharge his batteries


never did come back.....
guess he was to busy flirting with everyone else....


:(


lost

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SPKrazy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-18-07 05:13 PM
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11. awww
did grovelbot stand you up...

:hug:

:hug:


don't worry, he's a rustbucket anyway :rofl:
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