Dwarf in Scotland accidentally glues a vacuum cleaner to his John Thomans.

[TheMightyFavog]

http://www.metro.co.uk/news/article.html?in_article_id=62217&in_page_id=34&ito=newsnow

A show called Circus Of Horrors lived up to its name when a dwarf accidentally glued his penis to a vacuum cleaner.

Captain Dan The Demon Dwarf was taken to hospital when he became stuck to the the machine after misreading superglue instructions.

The 42-year-old pulls the vacuum across the stage with his manhood at the Edinburgh Fringe production.

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It was the most embarrassing moment of my life,' he explained. 'When I got wheeled into a packed A&E on a wheelchair with a Hoover attached to my willie, I just wished the ground could swallow me up.'

[TheMightyFavog]

1. OK, fess up, Who rec'd this thread?

[BlueIris]

5. I was the 5th rec.

Maybe that makes me evil.

[Orrex]

2. That sucks a little.

But not too much.

[Canuckistanian]

3. That's the third time this month

Somebody ought to do something about this.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

4. There's a headline for the ages: "Dwarf Glued Penis to Hoover."

[texanwitch]

6. How does one accidentally glue ones penis to a vacuum cleaner.

:shrug:

[crim son]

7. And is it more likely to happen if you're a dwarf?

I'm sincerely curious about what the instructions actually said. :rofl:

[otherlander]

8. What?

Wait...

So what was actually supposed to happen?

[Orrex]

9. The most cogent anti-circumcision argument I've heard so far

Fight on, Captain Dan! Fight on!

[redqueen]

10. Ahahhahahahahahah

OOPS!

[supernova]

11. I'm rec 10

Hahahahahaha! *SNORT*

Just at a practical level, wouldn't a dwarf be too short to haul a vacuum around with his wee willy winkie?

[cobalt1999]

12. "'When I got wheeled into a packed A&E on a wheelchair with a Hoover attached to my willie"

Who among us hasn't said that a time or two? :rofl:

[krispos42]

13. Gee, this both sucks and blows...

:rofl: