How do I get the banjo out of my ear

[TrogL]

Apparently there's a banjo in my ear. It's playing F above middle C about once every 20 seconds sometimes several notes in a row.

It's out of tune.

How do I make it stop?

[kmla]

1. I recommend a harmonica in the armpit...Works every time for me...

If that doesn't work, you might try a harpsichord in the parlor...

*kmla ducks and covers while exiting the lounge*

[Feanorcurufinwe]

2. You should be able to push it out by sticking a mandolin in the other ear

[BigDaddyLove]

3. Go to FreeRepublic..........

stay 'till head explodes; rebuild.

[KansDem]

4. In the first place, there's no such thing as an out-of-tune banjo...

that makes the rest of your post suspicous... :D

[XNASA]

5. Which ear? The right or left?

[TrogL]

6. left

my cellphone earphone is in my right - it's spouting gibberish

[XNASA]

8. Sorry. Can't help ya.

[NoPasaran]

7. Is that four string

or five string?

[Semi_subversive]

9. Try fiddling with your navel

It works for me every time.

[dolo amber]

10. I think the bigger question here

is where did you get a miniature banjo, and why didn't you have it tuned before you put it in your ear. Duh!:eyes::D

Also, in the future when you insert small musical instruments into your ears, please document fully if you expect advice on how to stop it; a lot depends on positioning, the color of the hair inside your ears, etc. Photos would be helpful. Thanks! :hi:

[non sociopath skin]

11. Or perhaps the real problem ...

.. is that you have over-large ears.

In which case I should keep a lookout for winged chariots as well as stray banjos.

The Skin

[Redneck Socialist]

12. I wouldn't worry too much...

...about the banjo. It's the banjo player that's in there with it that I would be concerned about. Banjo players are known deviants.