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Taverner Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-22-07 09:17 PM
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Someone left a pack of Camel Lights here - should I smoke them?
I've been smoke free for about a year now. And after a couple IPA's, that pack is starting to look really good. I mean really fucking good .



Fuck it's like they're just asking me to smoke them!
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billyoc Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-22-07 09:19 PM
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1. iama fucking beat you. throw those things in the toilet!
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sasquatch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-22-07 09:20 PM
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2. Have you ever looked really closely at a pack of Camels?
On the camels hind quarters is a man with an erect penis and on the front quarters is a woman with large breast.
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Zorro Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-22-07 10:09 PM
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3. Yeah they look real real good
but you'll be sorry if you did.
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skygazer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-22-07 10:12 PM
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4. Nah, the lights suck
If it was a pack of Camel Filters, I'd say go for it.


Seriously, resist temptation! :spank:
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GirlinContempt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-22-07 10:13 PM
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5. Camels are pretty gross.
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JVS Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-22-07 10:46 PM
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12. aww c'mon
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GirlinContempt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-22-07 10:56 PM
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15. Yeah, exactly.
Smoking is sexy. If I wanted to fuck my dirty old "uncle", I'd smoke camels.
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GoddessOfGuinness Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-22-07 10:14 PM
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6. Don't do it...
You'll feel like hell tomorrow.

After over 20 years smoke-free, I've found that I can have just one cigarette now and then, and not want another. The next morning, I feel the crap in my lungs, and I'm so glad I'm no longer addicted.
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OPERATIONMINDCRIME Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-22-07 10:15 PM
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7. If You've Quit For A Year, And Actually Put One In Your Mouth To Smoke It, Then That's The Most
stupid thing I could possibly think of.

I'm severely addicted to my cigs. If I could quit for a year I'd never go back. Pickin them up in the first place was the most stupid thing I've ever done. But I'm MONUMENTALLY jealous of those that have found the strength to quit. Why start the evil cycle all over again?

Fuck that. Throw 'em away. YOU'VE ALREADY BEATEN THEM. DON'T LET THEM IN FOR A REMATCH!
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JanMichael Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-22-07 10:16 PM
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8. Yes. Nobody loves a quitter!
Seriously don't do it. They are evil vile little lung darts.
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ornotna Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-22-07 10:25 PM
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9. Sure, go ahead
But before you do, read this first. http://people.bu.edu/splanche/benefits.html
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uppityperson Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-22-07 10:38 PM
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10. No camels, no smoking either.
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JVS Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-22-07 10:41 PM
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11. put them in the toilet and then throw them away
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Left Is Write Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-22-07 10:51 PM
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13. No.
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FloridaJudy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-22-07 10:52 PM
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14. Jeez, haven't you been reading the threads here in the lounge?
A woman in the antipodes got killed by just one freakin' camel, and you've got an entire pack of them?

Seriously, throw those evil weeds down the trash shute. If I ever succeed in quitting smoking that's what I'd do.
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slackmaster Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-22-07 10:57 PM
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16. They're probably doped with PCP
Do it and post the video.
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