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Thu Aug-23-07 12:31 AM
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| so I met this chick today while I was feeding kittens to my pit bulls.... |
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Unfortunately, she was breastfeeding in public. I withdrew for lunch at the Olive Garden, then downloaded a bunch of porn 'cause at least THOSE chicks don't talk back when a guy feeds his pit bulls....
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Thu Aug-23-07 12:32 AM
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| 1. I thought the feeding of the cats was porn in itself |
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Thu Aug-23-07 12:33 AM
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| 2. I hope to god you don't homeschool those pit bulls |
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Thu Aug-23-07 12:34 AM
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and he teaches them intelligent design and prays to Jeebus at lunch time.....
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Thu Aug-23-07 12:58 AM
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Thu Aug-23-07 12:36 AM
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| 4. And I assume you were chain smoking too. |
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Thu Aug-23-07 12:46 AM
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| 5. the real question is... |
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does he use cornflakes instead of flour for his chicken tits?
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Thu Aug-23-07 12:47 AM
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The all important question! :rofl:
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Thu Aug-23-07 12:55 AM
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| 7. Were the pit bulls circumsized? |
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That is the critical question.
That, and whether or not I spelled "circumsized" right...
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Thu Aug-23-07 12:59 AM
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| 9. yeah right-- YOU circumsize a pit bull.... |
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Heeeere doggy doggy. Pay no attention to those scissors....
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Thu Aug-23-07 01:00 AM
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| 10. ...and are they male or female? |
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Thu Aug-23-07 01:43 AM
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Ouch. Didn't occur to ask.
Ouch ouch ouch ouch ouch.....
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Thu Aug-23-07 05:10 AM
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| 12. Did you order the cornflake coated chicken? n.t |
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