It's Soooo Hot Here Right Now That.....

[Ghost in the Machine]

It's Soooo Hot Here Right Now That.....

The birds have to use potholders to pull worms out of the ground.

The trees are whistling for the dogs.

The best parking place is determined by shade instead of distance.

Hot water now comes out of both taps.

You can make sun tea instantly.

You learn that a seat belt buckle makes a pretty good branding iron.

The temperature drops below 95 F (35 C) and you feel a little chilly.

You discover that in August it only takes 2 fingers to steer your car.

You discover that you can get sunburned through your car window.

You actually burn your hand opening the car door.

You break into a sweat the instant you step outside at 7:30 a.m.

Your biggest bicycle wreck fear is, 'What if I get knocked out and end up lying on the pavement and cook to death?'

You realize that asphalt has a liquid state.

The potatoes cook underground so all you have to do is pull one and add butter, salt and pepper.

Farmers are feeding their chickens crushed ice to keep them from laying boiled eggs.

The cows are giving evaporated milk.

STAY COOL!

[wildhorses]

1. good ones !!

boiled eggs and cooked potatoes :think:

potato salad :9

[Ghost in the Machine]

2. Thanks!

lets have some tater salad!

[SPKrazy]

3. yeah here too today

back up to a breezy cool 97 degrees today...

[Elidor]

4. 97 here, too

But thank god there's another heatwave coming! Back up to 100+ this weekend! Woooo!

:sarcasm:

Any hotter and Death Valley is gonna look like a nice vacation spot.

[SPKrazy]

6. i hear ya!

just came off a few weeks of 100 plus, then a few rainy cloudy days and it only got up to 84.

but it's off to the races again, although the 100 plus isn't in the forecast right now. :woohoo:

96, 97, etc. are close enough...

[Ghost in the Machine]

5. Wow! You're having a cold front!!

Athens, TN Mostly Cloudy 101ºF
Currently

101ºF Today

102º / 68º Friday

96º / 67º Saturday

95º / 69º Sunday

95º / 69º

Charleston, TN Cloudy 101ºF
Currently

101ºF Today

101º / 68º Friday

95º / 69º Saturday

95º / 71º Sunday

95º / 71º

Decatur, TN Mostly Cloudy 101ºF
Currently

101ºF Today

103º / 69º Friday

96º / 69º Saturday

95º / 71º Sunday

95º / 71º

Ten Mile, TN Mostly Cloudy 101ºF
Currently

101ºF Today

101º / 68º Friday

98º / 68º Saturday

95º / 70º Sunday

95º / 70º

I'm in Ten Mile

[SPKrazy]

7. Yeah that front must be coming your way !!!

:rofl:

I'm in Ft. smith Arkansas

[Roon]

8. It's sooooooo hot...

you turn on the furnace to cool your house.

[XemaSab]

9. 104 here

So hot the asphalt is boiling off! :o

[azmouse]

10. Our temps might drop down to 100 this weekend.

I can hardly wait for that cool spell. Might have to put on a jacket. :eyes:

[DarkTirade]

11. Yes, well you know it's sooooo hot here now

when I leave for work at 10 PM and instantly break into a sweat... :)