Rescue help Needed!.. (Funny)

[BlueJazz]

HELP NEEDED ASAP:

Please help! After what seems to be a very long time of being on a waiting list for a
dog, we have been notified by rescue that, at long last, our
number has come up and ... WE ARE HAVING A PUPPY!

We must get rid of our children IMMEDIATELY because we just know how
time consuming our new little puppy is going to be and it just
wouldn't be fair to the children. Since our little puppy will be
arriving on Monday we MUST place the children up for adoption this
weekend!

They are described as:

One male -- his name is Tommy, Caucasian (English/Irish mix), light
blond hair, blue eyes. Four years old. Excellent disposition. He
doesn't bite. Temperament tested. Does have problems with peeing
directly in the toilet. Has had chicken Pox and is current on all
shots. Tonsils have already been removed. Tommy eats everything, is
very clean, house trained and gets along well with others. Does not
run with scissors and with a little training he should be able to
read soon.

One female -- her name is Lexie, Caucasian (English/Irish mix),
strawberry blond hair, green eyes quite freckled. Two years old.
Can be surly at times. Non-biter, thumb sucker. Has been temperament
tested but needs a little attitude adjusting occasionally. She is
current on all shots, tonsils out, and is very healthy and can be
affectionate. Gets along well with other little girls and little
boys but does not like to share her toys and therefore would do best
in a one child household. She is a very quick learner and is
currently working on her house training. Shouldn't take long at all.

We really do LOVE our children so much and want to do what's right
for them. That is why we contacted a rescue group. But we simply can
no longer keep them. Also, we are afraid that they may hurt our new
puppy.

I hope you understand that ours is a UNIQUE situation and we have a
real emergency here! They MUST be placed into your rescue by Sunday
night at the latest or we will be forced to drop them off at the
orphanage or along some dark, country road. Our priority now has to
be our new puppy.

[MissMillie]

1. thanks... I needed that!

:spray:

[mzteris]

2. what a great idea -

I have two boys (nearly 14 and nearly 9) if anyone's interested! (I'll even throw in the nearly 27 yo daughter.)

Of course I'd have to move right away and change my name, because they'd probably return them immediately!

:rofl:

[skygazer]

3. Funny with an underlying point

Saved. :hi:

[Suich]

4. Very cute! n/t

[flvegan]

5. O.M.G. That's hilarious!!