Post something that doesn't offend you.

[ohiosmith]

Milk. I have never been overly offended by most types of milk including fat free, 2%, and whole. Buttermilk however violates all that is good and decent.

[skygazer]

1. I am not offended by mangos

Some fruits, such as peaches and apricots, offend me greatly. I think it's the fuzz.

[ohiosmith]

4. I am greatly offended by mangos. Your lack of offense surprises and concerns me.

[skygazer]

10. Your surprise and concern offend me

x(

[ohiosmith]

15. That concerns me.

[ashling]

28. OK, that's going over the top!!!!

Peaches are great! I love peaches! So don't post unAmerican sh-- like that!!!!!

have a nice day.

:hi:

[LSK]

2. Porn

:hide:

[ohiosmith]

5. :

:thumbsup:

[Squatch]

7. Even Man-on-man-midget-clown-porn™ ?

[LSK]

9. even midget-clowns got to get theirs

:D

[Squatch]

3. In order to have milk, cows need to be a near constant state of gestation

Offended, now?

I know that I sure as hell am not.

[ohiosmith]

6. Cows offend me. Something about the way they walk.

[Norwood]

8. Pancakes

[Fran Kubelik]

11. That is a beautiful rabbit.

[Squatch]

12. Yes, ma'am, it is.

[Fran Kubelik]

17. .

:cry:

[ohiosmith]

14. Pancakes were developed by the military industrial complex to keep

bunnies from achieving their full potential.

Your photo offends me.

[Parche]

13. Doesnt Offend Me

Rolling around animal feces while having sex while the TV audience watches us on channel 69............:rofl: :rofl: :rofl::hi:

[ohiosmith]

16. Why should it?

[madinmaryland]

18. This....

[ohiosmith]

19. How can it not. I'll pray for you.

[FloridaJudy]

20. Jeez, I don't know

That might offend me if I wanted a nap myself.

Maybe someone can explain why a seven-pound cat occupies more space on one's bed than a thirty-pound dog does?

[madinmaryland]

23. By the way, that is 37lbs of cats you are looking at!

And they all sleep on my wife's side of the bed!

[FloridaJudy]

30. They probably sleep on your wife's side of the bed

Because she's a total wimp - like me - and can't bring herself to say "Okay, guys. I need some space. Move your buns, or Creamed Cat on Toast will be on the menu" with any conviction. I say that to my cat all the time, and she responds by yawning and stretching out just a bit more.

[flvegan]

21. Naked female breasts

Small, medium, large, XXXL "please don't rest those on my head", fake, firm, jiggly, bouncy...there are none that offend me. I make like some more than others, and not care to look at a few, but they don't offend me at all.

[ohiosmith]

22. XXXL!?

[flvegan]

24. Yeah, like this:

(I wish I could get a "view count" for this one post)



You'd be amazed at what you'll find in Google images by typing in "XXXL tits" Not my cup of tea (hee hee...I said "cup") but still.

[ohiosmith]

25. Please God, don't let them out.

[FloridaJudy]

26. Omigod, that poor woman!

It makes my back hurt just to look at her! But she seems okay with it. I wonder where on earth she finds clothes that fit, though.

[TOhioLiberal]

27. Photoshop?

hopefully? That's a bit much.

[azmouse]

29. Hummingbirds

There is something so refreshingly honest about them. They think they own the world (or at the very least the feeders on the patio) and no one is going to tell them otherwise.