It's been too long - Democratic Underground

Orrex

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Thu Aug-23-07 02:41 PM
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It's been too long

Robert Gates is giving Bush his daily briefing, and he informs the President that three Brazilian soldiers have died in Iraq.

"How did it happen?" asks the Prez.

Gates checks his notes. "They were killed by an IED, Mr. President."

"Gosh dang it," fumes the Executive. "Now you see why I push that abstinence-only crap!"

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Orrex

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Thu Aug-23-07 03:26 PM
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1. kick, because you know that you love the Brazillion joke

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texanwitch

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Thu Aug-23-07 03:29 PM
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2. Next time hide this joke in a porn thread.

It is still a good joke.

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Parche

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Thu Aug-23-07 03:36 PM
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3. Its Been Too Long

I heard that last night :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :hi:

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Orrex

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Thu Aug-23-07 09:51 PM
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4. Kick again, because I just told a friend about this joke, and he laughed his ass off

I mean it--he now has no ass whatsoever.

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